Such helpful advice to the close-minded bigots on the left. First lady Michelle Obama urged Eastern Kentucky University graduates on Saturday night to reach out to people with different political beliefs, saying the country would benefit from the conversations. “If … Continued
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Michelle Obama to Hit Fundraising Circuit With New Gay Mascot Jason Collins
Can’t wait to see them side by side. They’re about the same size. Maybe when they’re done with this they can do a fundraiser for all the black Americans left unemployed by Barack Obama. First lady Michelle Obama will attend … Continued
Slobbering Interviewer to Michelle Obama: ‘How does it feel to have a husband who is a sex symbol?’
Maybe Michelle Obama will find out some day what it’s like to be married to a sex symbol. But first she’ll have to divorce her current husband. This is your Tiger Beat media in action, folks. During an interview with … Continued
Mooch Welcomes Hollywood Types to White House: “This is your house, too”
How gracious of her to share her home with esteemed Hollywood heavyweights. A shame grade-school kids can’t take a tour. At a “workshop” for the film 42 in the State Dining Room of the White House, First Lady Michelle Obama … Continued
Looking to Relate to the Little People, Mooch Sits Down For Twitter Chat Sporting Designer Dress and Pearls
Very clever of the White House to excise the 20-piece McNuggets out of the camera shot. Well played. Michelle Obama on Monday touted her love of turkey chili and kickboxing in her first twitter chat via her @FLOTUS account. The … Continued
Cost-Conscious, Budget-Cutting White House Already Planning Moochelle’s 50th Birthday Bash 10 Months in Advance
Never too early to line up the tush-kissers. But whatever they do, please do not allow any fried foods or there’ll be hell to pay. Well, for the guests anyway. We’re sure Mooch will get a tray of fries she … Continued
Michelle ‘I Can’t Stop Eating French Fries’ Obama Now Lecturing Parents About Sitting Around Eating French Fries
The Queen doth project too much. Two years ago she declared: “No, if I picked one favorite, favorite food, it’s French fries.” The audience began to laugh. “Okay? It’s French fries,” Obama continued. “I can’t stop eating them.” As the … Continued
Moochelle: Dogs Need to Diet and Exercise
The silliness never ends. “Dogs are no different,” Michelle Obama explained to a woman on the chat. “You want to make sure they are eating a balanced diet, and if they are not an active dog, make sure that their … Continued
Let’s Lie! White House Stats on Childhood Obesity Decline Pre-Date ‘Let’s Move’
Hard to believe the Lying Liars who Lie would stretch the truth about Moochelle’s pet project, huh? Seriously, is there anything these people won’t lie about? The 13 percent decrease that Mrs. Obama touted is measured from Spring 2005 through … Continued
Moochelle: I’m Too Busy to Think About My Awesome Legacy or Something
Maybe on her next lavish vacation she can take some time to reflect on her supreme awesomeness. During her interview with the Tom Joyner Morning Show yesterday, First Lady Michelle Obama was asked if she recognized her legacy – particularly … Continued
State-Run ABC News Edits Michelle Obama Comments So She Doesn’t Look So Stupid
Instead of correcting the Queen, they pretend she simply never said what she said. Seriously, Pravda and the North Korans have nothing on our so-called journalists. In an interview with Good Morning America’s Robin Roberts aired this morning, First Lady … Continued
And the Oscar for Most Slobbering Headlines Goes to …
… The New York Daily News. The revolting spectacle of Michelle Obama presenting the Best Picture Oscar wasn’t bad enough. Now we have to endure these nauseating headlines. these folks really have no dignity, do they? Forget the Hollywood hotties … Continued
State-Run Entertainment: Moochelle Presents Best Picture Oscar
Hollywood used to represent escapism from real life. Not any longer. Now viewers have to suffer through nonstop political preening and they may well have sunk to the lowest level yet by having this nauseating woman pop up on the … Continued
Important News: Washington Post Discusses Michelle Obama’s Backside, Misquotes Rush Limbaugh
It’s in the context of so-called old white guys questioning the hypocrisy of micromanaging what people eat while gorging yourself of cheeseburgers and fries every chance she gets. Naturally they quote Rush Limbaugh incorrectly. They’re at it again. The latest … Continued
Hater! CNN Clown Piers Morgan Doesn’t Like Moochelle’s New ‘Do
More straight-up racism from the unhinged CNN carnival barker. Leave it to Piers Morgan to buck the trend, as during the Inaugural Ball he informed viewers that he didn’t like the bangs. “Is it compulsory you have to like the … Continued
Classy: Moochelle Rolls Eyes as Obama Speaks With Boehner
Must this woman always be miserable? How dare anyone speak while she shovels some of those 3000 calories in her piehole!
Terrifying: Mooch ‘Wakes Up’ Jimmy Kimmel in Dopey Skit
Honestly, I though Jimmy Kimmel had more class than to subject himself to such public humiliation. This election cycle can’t be over soon enough. Michelle Obama made her get-out-the vote campaign personal on Thursday night when she sneaked into Jimmy … Continued
Michelle O: Vote Early Because Your Toilet May Be Overflowing on Election Day or Something
For all the crap she and her husband are peddling, this seems to be a proper metaphor, oddly enough. First Lady Michelle Obama encouraged her husband’s supporters to vote early, because you may find your “toilet overflowing” on Election Day. … Continued
Afghan ‘Woman of Courage’ Hailed by Michelle Obama Has Actually Jailed 100 Wives for ‘Adultery’
Hard to believe Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton managed to be bamboozled by some Afghan shyster, huh? These are two of the most dazzlingly “brilliant” women on the planet, yet wind up looking like complete idiots. Last year she was … Continued
Michelle O: Barack Never Blamed Anyone for His Problems
Such an assertion might have some credibility except for the fact he’s been whining about Bush for four years. Other than that, he’s always accepted responsibility. Oh, and he also blamed war, tsunamis, the weather, ATMs and various other factors. … Continued