Michelle Obama

Mooch: ‘Splurging is the Key to Life’

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Weird, I always thought modesty and clean living was the key to life. Thankfully we have The Queen to set us straight. Michelle Obama said “splurging is the key to life” if you regularly eat right and stay active. Her … Continued

America’s Fashion Icon Arrives in China

Apparently nobody has the fortitude to give her advice on what she’s wearing. Good Lord. Looks like she failed at doing the Vulcan sign, but she probably could palm a basketball with those meathooks.   She’ll be the biggest thing … Continued

Queen Mooch Shakes Down Hollywood Democrats: “I’m serious, write a big fat check. Write the biggest check you can possibly write”

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Fresh off her lavish, nearly month-long Hawaiian vacation and egregiously excessive taxpayer-funded birthday party, Obama’s other half trekked cross country on the taxpayer dime to headline a star-studded Hollywood fundraiser Wednesday night to shake down beleaguered Democrats. Her pitch was … Continued