Maybe this is a silly question, but why are we sending a delegation to honor a sworn enemy? Will this tool be hanging with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad while he’s in Venezuela? The funeral for former Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez will be held … Continued
This actually happened. Sickening. United States flags are normally lowered to half staff when one of the country’s leaders dies, but a Venezuela-based company lowered it when Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez died. Both U.S. and state flags at Citgo headquarters … Continued
All the slobbering media eulogies of this psychopath remind us that he was a so-called strongman. On the contrary, he was your typical sniveling leftist pussy, full of bully and bluster but a coward until the end. President Hugo Chavez … Continued
The Democratic Party-funded cesspool known as Think Progress publishes something rational for perhaps the first time ever and the inmates are bugging out. We may need extra large Hefty bags of popcorn for this. While even Chavez’s critics admit that … Continued
Heartbreaking, isn’t it? The controversial leader had a slew of Hollywood heavyweights supporting him throughout his reign, with the most vocal two being actor Sean Penn and filmmaker Oliver Stone. “Today the people of the United States lost a friend … Continued
He understood their needs so much he created millions more of them. This from a fucking imbecile House Democrat, of course. The ridicule came swiftly. Update: But wait, there’s more! “President Chavez was a controversial leader. But at his core … Continued
CNN is reporting it, so it must be true. Another victim of the sequester. Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has died, Vice President Nicolas Maduro said Tuesday. In a national broadcast, Maduro said Chavez died Tuesday at 4:25 p.m. May he … Continued
Part of us wishes this scumbag would just die as soon as possible, but we fight that urge by quietly enjoying his suffering. May it be gruesomely painful. He’s earned it. Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is being treated for “respiratory … Continued
Best news we’ve had all year. Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez is in an induced coma being kept alive by life support following complications during cancer surgery, it was claimed today. Sources at the hospital in Cuba where he is being … Continued
Your first reaction is we’re goofing on Hillary Clinton again. No, this is another secretive socialist being kept out of public view. Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is suffering more complications linked to a respiratory infection that hit him after his … Continued
Hasta la vista, bitch. Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez’s cancer is most likely terminal given the disease’s recurrences, and while the president may bounce back for periods, his health is increasingly at risk, say several leading cancer specialists not involved in … Continued
Aw, the bromance still burns brightly. With both presidents facing tight re-election fights, Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez gave a surprise endorsement to Barack Obama on Sunday – and said the U.S. leader no doubt felt the same. “I hope this doesn’t … Continued
Why doesn’t this tool just renounce his citizenship and go live in Venezuela? Sean Penn joined his friend Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez at an election rally in the city of Valencia over the weekend. The actor and activist rode atop … Continued
The Venezuelan thug isn’t a bit fan of Mitt Romney, but still has the hots for Obama. What a stunner. Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez has signaled a preference in the U.S. presidential campaign by comparing Mitt Romney to his own challenger. … Continued
Not that we really believe anything this piece of garbage has to say. Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez declared himself fully recovered from cancer on Monday, three months before an election in which he is seeking another six-year term. “Free, free, … Continued
Take this report with a grain of salt. Consider the source. Although it is welcome news, if true. This reporter has been told that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma, an aggressive cancer that has “entered the end stage”. … Continued
Hell is waiting, Hugo. Please hurry up and die. Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has been out of sight for a week, speaking only through Twitter messages and written statements while undergoing cancer treatment in Cuba. The lack of any appearances … Continued
These thugs always find God before wasting away. Sorry, dude, you need to suffer. Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez wiped tears from his face as he pleaded for life in his fight against an undisclosed cancer at a Catholic mass in … Continued
Poor, poor Hugo. Venezuela has some elections coming up soon and just like in years past, Hugo has a challenger. You’ve got to respect the guy because running a campaign against Hugo while having to stay out of the reach … Continued
Look, I know the guy is crazy and probably delirious from all the chemo treatments, but is he also taking hallucinogens too? Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez hinted that the U.S. may be behind a “very strange” bout of cancer affecting … Continued