Blockhead Jimmy Kimmel Turns on His Puppet Master after the Schumer Sellout

Posted by on Jan 23, 2018 at 8:39 am

Apparently Charles Schumer was so busy caving in to Donald Trump and the Republicans Monday he forgot to send Jimmy Kimmel his monologue.  It’s really embarrassing how Kimmel thinks his opinion actually matters.

Last fall, The Daily Beast reported that Jimmy Kimmel had been getting some behind-the-scenes help in his crusade to protect the Affordable Care Act. It turned out, some of the late-night comic’s talking points were coming directly from the office of Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer.

But now that Schumer and enough of his fellow Senate Democrats caved to pressure from Republicans to reopen the government on Monday on a vague promise from Mitch McConnell about a potential deal on DACA, Kimmel is clearly disappointed in his one-time source.

“Democrats and Republicans reached a deal, kind of a deal, to reopen the government for, well, for at least three weeks. They agreed, the Democrats, to fund the government through February 8th in exchange for a promise from Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell that they would have a debate and a vote on DACA,” Kimmel said in his monologue Monday night. “In other words, for nothing.”

Crumbs. You’ll get crumbs, Blocky!

As the host explained, Schumer thought he made a deal with President Trump at the White House on Friday, “but then the president’s team came in and said, ‘No, no, no, bad boy, go back to bed and eat a cheeseburger,’ and the deal was off.”

Kimmel also lashed out at Trump for his almost complete absence from the negotiations over the weekend. “It’s funny, he always claimed to be the best negotiator,” he said. “This was his big selling point, ‘I’m the dealmaker.’ At this point it seems pretty clear he couldn’t even negotiate 20 percent off at Bed, Bath & Beyond with the coupon.”

Does he actually pay someone for these so-called “jokes”?

Kimmel should consider going back to comedy, as his political activism is bombing badly:

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One Response to “Blockhead Jimmy Kimmel Turns on His Puppet Master after the Schumer Sellout”

  1. MikeyParks on 23/23/18 at 10:27 am

    Kimmel has turned into a late-night Oprah, complete with a fully vetted audience that responds as instructed with gasps and nodding heads and cheers at every insult to Trump. He truly is a block head.