Woman Who Identifies as Hillary Clinton Arrested for Drunk Driving

Posted by on May 04, 2017 at 8:31 am

We’re lectured every day that if you identify as something you’re not that it’s perfectly OK. We’ve gone from two genders to 37 recently, cats identify as mules, dogs think they’re horses, men think they’re women, so why is is so far-fetched some stupid drunk think she’s Hillary Clinton?

A Kentucky woman chased by police from Maryland into Pennsylvania told the trooper who finally stopped her she was Hillary Clinton.

Pennsylvania State Trooper Robert Politowski says the suspect he arrested for drunken driving early Tuesday is really 36-year-old Holly Lynn Donahoo, of Louisville.

She was being chased by Garret County, Maryland sheriff’s deputies and Maryland State police when she drove into Wharton Township, Fayette County, shortly before 1 a.m.

Politowski joined the chase from the Uniontown barracks and used spike strips to flatten Donahoo’s tires.

She was taken to Uniontown Hospital where police say she refused tests for drugs and alcohol and has been jailed on charges including driving under the influence and fleeing or eluding police.

Since she identifies as Hillary Clinton, she should probably hold a fundraiser to pay for her legal fees.

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2 Responses to “Woman Who Identifies as Hillary Clinton Arrested for Drunk Driving”

  1. Mighty SJW Trust Fund Resistance (Fierce!) on 4/04/17 at 11:07 am

    What color was her pantsuit?
    Were her ankles a bit flabby?
    Was the vehicle a Scooby Van?
    That’s not Granny Cankles!
    Only Granny Cankles and various members of Hussein Hopenchange’s merry band of Marxists are above the law.

  2. Steve White on 11/11/17 at 9:17 am

    Couldn’t have been Hillary — everyone knows she doesn’t drive herself…