Stephen Colbert to President Trump: “The only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster”

Posted by on May 02, 2017 at 7:43 am
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Let’s play pretend for a moment and imagine the reaction if a so-called comedian said this about Barack Obama. They’re already have been fired, never to see a television camera again, except for their coerced apology.

But since anything goes now, he’ll be celebrated.

President Donald Trump insulted Face The Nation host John Dickerson and Stephen Colbert is pissed.

As the Late Show host explained in his monologue on Monday, during his CBS colleague’s Sunday morning interview with the president, Trump not only spewed a number of fact-checkable lies and falsehoods but also told Dickerson that he likes to call his show “Deface The Nation.”

“Donald Trump, John Dickerson is a fair-minded journalist and one of the most competent people who will ever walk into your office, and you treat him like that?” Colbert told the president. Since Dickerson has “way too much dignity to trade insults with a president of the United States to his face,” Colbert decided to do it for him. “I sir, am no John Dickerson,” he said.

“When you insult one member of the CBS family, you insult us all!” Colbert began. “Mr. President, I love your presidency, I call it ‘Disgrace The Nation.’ You’re not the POTUS, you’re the ‘gloat-us.’ You’re the glutton with the button. You’re a regular ‘Gorge Washington.’ You’re the ‘presi-dunce’ but you’re turning into a real ‘prick-tator.’”

“Sir, you attract more skinheads than free Rogaine,” the host continued. “You have more people marching against you than cancer. You talk like a sign-language gorilla that got hit in the head.” And then the kicker: “In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster.”

He seems sane, but according to the media, Trump’s the crazy one:


Indeed, it would be, but the media no longer has any standards. It’s destroy Trump at any cost.

Yeah, Trump’s the crazy guy:


Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, these people. Read the comments there and understand we have mass psychosis sweeping the left. They’re totally gone.

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6 Responses to “Stephen Colbert to President Trump: “The only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster””

  1. MarkJ on 2/02/17 at 10:15 am

    If Colbert is unhappy now, just wait until Trump is reelected in 2020. When that happens, Colbert will be doing his monologues from a padded cell at Bellevue.

  2. Bike Lock Bob on 2/02/17 at 8:38 pm

    Actually what Stevie just did (without knowing it) is immunize all the folks who are starting to spread stories about Barry’s … ummmm … alleged proclivities from charges of racism and homophobia.