Self-Proclaimed ‘American Hero’ Colbert Doubles Down on Stupid

Posted by on May 04, 2017 at 7:38 am

Hey, when you’re so far gone that you cannot control your emotions (looking at you, American left), instead of apologizing for your stupidity, just double down and call yourself a hero, or something.

While he did not directly apologize, he admits he could’ve used different wording to describe what the president’s mouth is good for, according to the Wednesday night transcript.

“While I would do it again, I would change a few words that were cruder than they needed to be,” he said. “I’m not going to repeat the phrase, but I just want to say for the record, life is short, and anyone who expresses their love for another person, in their own way, is to me an American hero. I think we can all agree on that. I hope even the president and I can agree on that. Nothing else. But, that.”

History will record him as a fearless resistance leader who quickly disappeared from the radar after CBS fails to renew his contract because they’re using the money to pay off the FCC fine they’re sure to get. Meanwhile, sending the end is near, he’s bringing in a star-studded lineup of more unfunny ‘comedians’ next week in an effort to bolster ratings.

Prepare yourself, President Trump: Stephen Colbert is bringing out the big guns.

The “Late Show” host will have a “Daily Show” reunion next week — with guest appearances by Jon Stewart, Samantha Bee, John Oliver, Ed Helms and Rob Corddry — as his war with the commander-in-chief continues.

Surely a lineup of leftwing douchebags will help the narrative. We’re so thrilled after an eight-year absence these so-called heroes have found their voice again:

Here’s your resistance leader, kids:

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