Good News: Running Over Protesters on Roadways Could Soon be Legal in North Dakota

Posted by on Jan 18, 2017 at 8:31 am
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This could be the best news since Hillary Clinton’s humiliating election loss.

Protesters may want to think twice about blocking roads in North Dakota.

Republican lawmakers in the state introduced a bill last week in the legislature that would not hold motorists liable for negligently running over someone obstructing a roadway. The bill was introduced in response to a year of protests over a proposed pipeline near the Standing Rock Indian Reservation.

“A driver of a motor vehicle who negligently causes injury or death to an individual obstructing vehicular traffic on a public road, street, or highway may not be held liable for any damages,” the bill reads. “A driver of a motor vehicle who  unintentionally causes injury or death to an individual obstructing vehicular traffic on a public road, street, or highway is not guilty of an offense.”

Lawmakers told the Bismarck Tribune that the bill is needed after protesters blocked traffic during oil pipeline protests.

“It’s shifting the burden of proof from the motor vehicle driver to the pedestrian,” Rep. Keith Kempenich told the paper. “(Roads) are not there for the protesters. They’re intentionally putting themselves in danger.”

If they’re asking to be run over, run ’em over.

Via Tim Blair, who adds:

The spirit of sod off swampy lives, although that clause about unintentionally causing injury or death does take the edge off a little. Otherwise this legislation is perfect. Let those wheels roll.

Liberals can celebrate terrorists being freed. We can celebrate protesters being flattened.

One Response to “Good News: Running Over Protesters on Roadways Could Soon be Legal in North Dakota”

  1. Van or Astrovan on 18/18/17 at 11:31 am

    All the cool kids play in the road. (not really)
    We used to run across interstate as fast as we could but that was middle school.
    Comrades of the Obamao banana republic will walk down the middle of the street to celebrate the gentle giant who was “son to goon” after being gunned down by evul wayciss poleece!
    Shitlord George Soros will compensate the families of any snowflakes flattened in N. Dakota.