Triumph the Insult Dog Visits College to Invade Students’ Safe Spaces

Posted by on Feb 09, 2016 at 10:27 am

As part of Hulu’s Triumph’s Election Special 2016Triumph the Insult Dog visited the University of New Hampshire to quiz a group of students from the liberal arts school about microaggressions and political correctness.

Triumph chose the school after it issued a “bias-free language guide”which told students to avoid words like “American,” “homosexual,” “illegal alien,” and “Caucasian,” declaring those terms “problematic.”

Needless to say, the irascible puppet was veeeeery problematic. “What do you identify as, besides pretentious?” he asked one male student. After a female student explained what a “trigger warning” was, he began to speak about her in a very sexual manner, clearly angering her.

One female student was quizzed on what “mansplaining” meant. But after she was done explaining, Triumph went to a male student, saying he could probably explain it better.

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2 Responses to “Triumph the Insult Dog Visits College to Invade Students’ Safe Spaces”

  1. Wolvie Berzerk on 9/09/16 at 1:57 pm

    The soft weak marshmallow soft pussies were probably reduced to tears once they got back to the ideologically pure no dissent welcome rainbow flag draped safe space with comrade professor issuing a butthurt report to a kommissar counselor.