There’s a secret ‘sex island’ for married people who just want to cheat

Posted by on Apr 05, 2016 at 1:18 pm
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Married people will soon be able to travel to a special island where they are guaranteed privacy as they cheat.

IllicitEncounters.com is a dating website for married people, and it’s confirmed it is buying an island for the use of those having affairs.

At the moment, the island is known as Illicit Retreat and it’s about 100 miles from Portsmouth, on England’s south coast.

There are flash apartments dotted all over it, each boasting bedrooms, a dining room and Jacuzzi.

Holidaymakers will be whizzed onto the island in a helicopter, all in an effort to ensure they aren’t busted with their lover.

It will eliminate the possibility of getting caught with receipts for trains or buses, or a big jump in miles on your car’s odometer that might raise suspicion.

The company will even blindfold people so the island’s location remains a secret, and non-disclosure agreements will be issued.

IllicitEncounters spokesperson Christian Grant explained: “All you need to do is sneak out for a ‘business trip’ and the rest is taken care of for you.

“What happens on the island stays on the island.

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One Response to “There’s a secret ‘sex island’ for married people who just want to cheat”

  1. Tucker Steele on 6/06/16 at 7:09 am

    I always wondered if places like this and Ashley Madison were designed by Divorce Attorneys. Get them when they cheat, then take the info to the spouse and get a large cut of the divorce settlement (with the proof that they paid you to make).

    If not, this seems like a great place to start