These Trump cultists, like their Orange-faced God, have the thinnest skin of anyone out there. They babbly on all day about being strong and fearless, but they soild their drawers when anyone goofs on Pumpkinhead.
Ted Cruz made his debut on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” Wednesday night, and needless to say, fellow GOP presidential hopeful Donald Trump received a not-so-honorable mention: Cruz joked about running Trump over with a car.
Before Cruz sat down with Kimmel, a segment with April Fool’s Day prank ideas was aired. One of the ideas involved putting a picture of Trump in front of the backup camera of someone’s car so a person would mistakenly think they were about to hit Trump when they reversed.
Cruz later brought up the prank when Kimmel asked the Texas senator who he liked least: Trump or President Barack Obama.
“Look, I dislike Obama’s policies more, but Donald is a unique individual,” Cruz said.
“I will say, I was watching the early part of the show, and if I were in my car getting ready to reverse and saw Donald in the backup camera, I’m not confident which pedal I’d push,” Cruz said, jokingly.
Naturally, Trumps cultists are freaking out:
Ted Cruz to jokes about running Donald Trump over with his car in Kimmel. But he says "Trump incites and encourages violence #hypocrisy
— Linda Lee Jones (@LindaLeeJones11) March 31, 2016
Get. A. Grip.
So Cruz can’t make a joke on a comedy show, but smearing people is just fine:
@LindaLeeJones11 He is too busy running Trump over in his car with Amanda Carpenter on his lap..LOL
— charlie bent (@clasgolf1) March 31, 2016
But totally not a cult:
At this point, the media could tell me Trump did, in fact, shoot someone on 5th ave & all I would hope is it was a member of the media.
— Steph (@steph93065) March 31, 2016
— Elizabeth (@destiny_113) March 31, 2016
Yes, Ted Cruz really did imply to Jimmy Kimmel that if he saw Trump in the back up camera he would run him over.Burn in hell Ted,you scumbag
— Stump4Trump2016 (@Stumpn4ATrumpn) March 31, 2016
They’re really taking it well.
— Cassi Arguelles (@CassiArguelles) March 31, 2016
@brianmrosenthal Cruz blames Trump for joking about wanting to punch a protestor, but I guess it’s ok for him to joke about killing Trump.
— toddyarling (@ToddYarling) March 31, 2016
— Susang #Women4Trump (@Oil_Ranger) March 31, 2016
Oh, and Megyn Kelly, because why not?
— illegalvotersR4dems (@MyBoubala) March 31, 2016