So Is This Why Justin Trudeau Slobbered Over Castro?

Posted by on Nov 29, 2016 at 7:42 am

Could it be daddy issues? The resemblance is remarkable. We’re just asking questions here, folks.

The Prime Minister was slammed for ignoring Castro’s many human rights abuses describing the communist as a “remarkable” and “larger than life leader”.

In his statement he added that he knew his “father was very proud to call him a friend and I had the opportunity to meet Fidel when my father passed away”.

But now a bizarre theory has surfaced online which claims that his dad, former Canadian PM Pierre Trudeau, is not his dad and he was the result of an affair his mum had with Castro.

Numerous users on Twitter have posted images the Cuban dictator and Justin Trudeau, pointing out similarities between the two.

One user posted: “Today’s episode of “2016 Literally Can’t Be Any Weirder,” theory that Justin Trudeau is not the son of Trudeau Sr, but the late Fidel Castro”.

Well, since Cuba was among the world’s leader in healthcare and medicine (tee-hee), we’re sure some of the monster’s DNA was saved and the Canadian nitwit is willing to undergo a test, right?

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4 Responses to “So Is This Why Justin Trudeau Slobbered Over Castro?”

  1. meyou on 29/29/16 at 9:31 am

    I LOVE this theory! Let’s run with it! No? what do you mean, no? Oh, I see…you don’t want to upset tender, snowflaky feelings. oke-doke.

  2. Meanwich Stinkburger on 29/29/16 at 11:31 am

    Comrade Trudeau is not going to the funeral now.
    Maybe the preezy of the steezy can eulogize the kind loving humanitarian utopia builder Comrade Fidel?