Sad! Trump Misses Opportunity to Win a Date with Megyn Kelly

Posted by on Mar 21, 2016 at 7:27 am

The orange-faced, short-fingered vulgarian’s going to lose it when he finds out he missed the chance for a dream date with the woman he’s obsessed with.

The Kelly Gang — that includes “Good Day New York” co-host Greg Kelly, his dad, former top cop Ray Kelly, Media Ink’s Keith J. Kelly, former Weather Channel CEO Mike Kelly and other fund-raising clan members — set a new record, raising more than $100,000 for this year’s beneficiary, the Kips Bay Boys and Girls Club, in its 12th annual fund-raiser on St. Patrick’s Eve.

In a live auction, Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly beat out former astronaut Mark Kelly.

The happily married Megyn auctioned herself as a “date” for a meet-and-greet on “The Kelly File.”

The bidding was won by Mutual of America chairman Tom Moran for $5,000 — and since his company matches charity donations one for one, it ended up hauling in $10,000.

Trump and his army of knuckle-dragging l0sers will be calling her a cheap whore when they find out. Meanwhile, Pumpkinhead’s still acting like a scorned 10-year-old:

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3 Responses to “Sad! Trump Misses Opportunity to Win a Date with Megyn Kelly”

  1. mike191 on 21/21/16 at 9:44 am

    “…his army of knuckle-dragging losers will be calling her a cheap
    whore…” Captain Ahab this is not a smart tactic in convincing a bloc of voters to vote Cruz to defeat Clinton.

    Mrs. Kelly is an attractive woman who raised money for a good cause.However, the wife of Mr. Trump is beautiful.

  2. Christian Toto on 21/21/16 at 4:49 pm

    If Trump becomes the nominee, Kelly’s critiques of him will seem like soft, gentle kisses. So … will he go to war with every reporter who starts doing his or her job – raking the GOP nominee over the coals while protecting Hillary?

    If so, will Trump have any time left to, you know, campaign?

  3. GOP for Hillary 2016 on 21/21/16 at 5:42 pm

    That’s alright Trumps wife shits all over the Rupert’s river dancer. What’s up with that look in the pic, it is the weak sauce.