Rubio Pokes Fun at Trump’s Freakishly Small Fingers

Posted by on Feb 29, 2016 at 7:29 am

At this point what is there to lose? If you’re going down against the clown Trump, may as well do it while laughing at him.

Marco Rubio is attacking rival Donald Trump over one of his biggest weaknesses: his short fingers.

Rubio pointed out Trump’s “small hands” in comparison to the billionaire’s height at a campaign rally on Sunday night.
“You know what they say about men with small hands … you can’t trust ’em!” Rubio said.

Comments on Trump’s fingers have been known to set him off.

What doesn’t set this lunatic off?

In a November 2015 column for Vanity Fair, editor Graydon Carter detailed how the Republican front-runner responds to criticism about his fingers.

“Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a ‘short-fingered vulgarian’ in the pages of Spy magazine,” Carter wrote. “That was more than a quarter of a century ago.”

In 1988, Spy magazine referred to Trump as the “short-fingered vulgarian” in nearly every story.

Trump defended himself in the New York Post, saying “my fingers are long and beautiful, as, has been well-documented, are various other parts of my body.”

Carter wrote that he still receives occasional photos from Trump in response to the criticism decades ago.

“On all of [the photos] he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers,” Carter said. “I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby.”

Meanwhile, Trump continued to embarrass himself Sunday, but his zombie followers don’t seem to care.

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2 Responses to “Rubio Pokes Fun at Trump’s Freakishly Small Fingers”

  1. Hot Fire Poker on 29/29/16 at 12:25 pm

    We are still poking fun at Jebio’s faggy disco boots. It is also so fun to make fun of the gang of 8 sellout that Jebio participated in.
    Too bad so sad about the rejection of the establishment amnesty rats.
    Maybe get Glenn Beck to run with Karl Rove as VP in a landslide.
    When the brokered convention selects Jebio you can say goodbye to the republicant party forever.

  2. Neo-Whig Republicant Party Won't Exist in 2020 on 29/29/16 at 12:30 pm

    US voter: Mr Jebio what is your plan for the economy?
    Jebio: Trump is a poopiehead.

    US voter: Mr. Jebio what is your plan for China?
    Jebio: Trump is orange!

    US voter: Mr. Jebio what is your plan for the wide open borders and the loss of American jobs to outsourcing and immigrants?
    Jebio: Trump has a small penis!

    US voter: Well since you have made the campaign into a clown show I’ll just vote for Hillary.