Of Course: Obamas Whine About Poor WiFi Connection at White House

Posted by on Feb 08, 2016 at 8:55 am

Living a life of complete luxury just isn’t enough. There has to be something to complain about for America’s First Freeloaders. Little do they realize it’s a racist conspiracy to drive them crazy.

In their first live interview together President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama had one major complaint about their tenure in the White House – the WiFi is terrible.

While speaking to CBS’s Gayle King on Sunday, the Obamas also discussed their Super Bowl plans and life post-presidency.

King asked the couple if they had any advice for the incoming first family, asking if ‘the water pressure good? Is there WiFi? Does the toilet run in the Lincoln bedroom?’

‘You know that whole tech thing, we’ve been trying to get that straight for the next group of folks,’ Obama answered. ‘This is an old building so there’s a lot of dead spots where the WiFi doesn’t work.’

Michelle jumped in to say that their teenage daughters are ‘just irritated’ by the WiFi issues at their home.

King and the Obamas discussed their Super Bowl plans, where Obama said they’ve hosted a party at the White House with a group of friends for the last ‘four or five years’.

Michelle said she had cooked for hours preparing for the big day, but said that they ‘let Let’s Move off the table’ for a day and eat ‘regular Super Bowl food’.

Yeah, enough pretending you eat right.

Michelle added that she cares ‘deeply about the the halftime show. deeply’.

‘I got dressed for the halftime show,’ she said, joking that she discussed dance moves with Beyonce, who was performing with Coldplay and Bruno Mars at halftime.

Figures Mooch would love a halftime show that praised a group of racist criminals.

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2 Responses to “Of Course: Obamas Whine About Poor WiFi Connection at White House”

  1. Flight-ER-Doc on 8/08/16 at 10:20 am

    If those miserable asswipes don’t like their public housing, get the F out.