Obama’s America: ‘Adult Baby’ Store Opens in Chicago Suburb

Posted by on Jun 09, 2016 at 8:08 am

We had a great run America, but it’s time to close up shop. We’re. Fucking. Doomed.

A new business, a baby store for adults, is sparking outrage in suburban Mt. Prospect, Illinois, CBS Chicago reported.

Dozens of residents showed up at village hall Tuesday night, calling for the business to be shut down or moved.

However, officials said they had no legal basis to bar the business, Tykables, which includes features such as a seven-foot crib, an over-sized high chair and adult-sized playpen.

“Things for people to come and play, take pictures with. Not everybody has access to a nursery,” the owner says in a YouTube video.

The owner of the store on Northwest Highway said the primary focus of the business is selling adult diapers for medical needs and for “ABDL” or “Adult Baby Diaper Lovers,” some with baby or sexual fetishes.

Residents, however, said what’s going on inside the store has no place near schools and homes.

“It’s hard for us to swallow in this community,” one concerned resident said at the village hall.

“He’s getting his party go in there, and we’re supposed to sit back and watch,” another resident complained.

The doors are locked at the store and customers can only enter by appointment. White panels cover the windows, for privacy.

“They’re not having sex with their diapers on, they’re having people feed them and act like a baby,” explained one resident at the meeting.

Maybe someone could drop them into gorilla cages.

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One Response to “Obama’s America: ‘Adult Baby’ Store Opens in Chicago Suburb”

  1. Wetsie Betsy on 12/12/16 at 5:31 pm

    We needn’t be doomed. We can shoot the pervs and put them out of our misery. Of course, it is just Illinois.