Obama Plans to Take Mooch on Vacation Because ‘She Deserves It’

Posted by on Dec 26, 2016 at 10:10 am

Talk about a lack of self-awareness. Currently on a lavish 17-day vacation in Hawaii, our thankfully soon-to-be former president has big plans for when he leaves the White House: Taking his freeloader wife on a “nice” vacation that she deserves or something. Meanwhile, the delusional Obama says that even the people who didn’t vote for him think the country is headed in the right direction.

President Obama admitted he cried at a recent senior staff send-off dinner — and is now claiming that he’d be able to get re-elected if he had run for president again.

“I am confident in this vision because I’m confident that if I had run again and articulated it, I think I could’ve mobilized a majority of the American people to rally behind it,” Obama said in a “The Axe Files” podcast interview by former aide David Axelrod.

“I know that in conversations that I’ve had with people around the country, even some people who disagreed with me, they would say, ‘The vision, the direction that you point towards is the right one,’” the outgoing president said.

Oddly, that doesn’t explain why his party was rejected in November.

The Constitution limits a president to serving only two terms.

Reflecting on his presidency, Obama said he’s been inspired by the “heart” and “idealism” of his staff.

“We had our senior staff dinner … I got through about four minutes of the thing and started getting the hanky out,” he admitted.

Boo-fucking-hoo. Meanwhile, after an eight-year vacation, his charming wife deserves a … vacation.

The president also looked forward to leaving the White House, saying he’s going to take his wife, Michelle, on a “nice” vacation because “she deserves it.”

Unreal. He’s in for a reality check when the taxpayers aren’t footing the tab.

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3 Responses to “Obama Plans to Take Mooch on Vacation Because ‘She Deserves It’”

  1. Bob Katt on 27/27/16 at 2:28 pm

    After Mike has had to wear heels for eight years, he probably does need to slip away to some quiet place to recover.

  2. hope to have some spare change left on 28/28/16 at 11:08 pm

    What a worldwide laughingstock is Hussein the national embarrassment.
    Only Hanoi Heinz Kerry is a bigger putz than Hussein.