New Hampshire Paper Trashes Trump: “Losing is what he does”

Posted by on Feb 05, 2016 at 10:02 am
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Well, they do make a good point and have the facts on their side, so we’ll rate this as totally true.

If you challenged Donald Trump to a game of Trump: The Game, he’d lose.

Losing is what he does.

Trump promises that if he’s President, we would win so much, we’d get bored and ask him to lose. And Trump has been losing for decades.

After inheriting his father’s real estate empire, Trump has used crony capitalism and eminent domain to increase it. But Trump’s attempts to set up his own businesses have been striking failures.

Trump Steaks lacked sizzle.

Trump Ice bottled water dried up.

In 2006, Trump said, “I think it’s a great time to start a mortgage company.”

Trump Mortgage Company shut down in 2007.

GoTrump.com, a search engine for luxury travel deals, logged off after a year.

Trump Magazine stopped publishing after just two years.

Trump Airlines never turned a profit, and defaulted on its loans.

You can’t order a Trump and tonic because nobody makes Trump Vodka anymore.

Ouch. And there’s more to it.  Can’t wait for his tantrum after reading that.

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2 Responses to “New Hampshire Paper Trashes Trump: “Losing is what he does””

  1. Beandip Tray on 7/07/16 at 3:00 pm

    Bwahahah! What happened to bubble boy faggy boots robot Rubio?
    Was he thinking about the gang of eight amnesty circle jerk and it caused a glitch in his programming?
    Who will all the open borders scrunts vote for now that he got punked by Christie?