Man Gives Brutally Honest Answer What He’d Buy With Powerball Jackpot: ‘Bunch of Hookers and Cocaine”

Posted by on Jan 08, 2016 at 7:43 am

It’s always kind of sad when lottery jackpots reach ridiculous levels, as currently with Powerball. So some reporterette went out to ask people what they’d do with if they won. We suspect she wasn’t expecting this answer:

What would you spend $700 million on?

Would you invest it all like Ross Geller from Friends or buy The New York Knicks like Joey?

One lottery player didn’t need to think twice about what he would spend his Powerball winnings on.

‘Bunch of hookers and cocaine,’ the brutally honest man told shocked Fox5 reporter Ophelia Young, who was live in Primm, Nevada.

However, the candid man is aware that his chances are ‘slim to none’ – but he is using is lucky numbers, so perhaps he will be enjoying a life of pure hedonism very soon.

Points for being candid and having modest goals.

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2 Responses to “Man Gives Brutally Honest Answer What He’d Buy With Powerball Jackpot: ‘Bunch of Hookers and Cocaine””

  1. Pervy Grin on 8/08/16 at 10:48 am

    As W.C. Fields said, “I spent half my money on booze, wild women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.”

  2. Steve S on 8/08/16 at 3:19 pm

    She should have immediately asked the follow-up question: “Do you have any idea how much cocaine and how many hookers you could get for $700-million?”

    That would have been a show of maintaining her cool, and she would be famous.