Madonna: ‘If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blowjob. Ok? I’m really good’

Posted by on Oct 19, 2016 at 12:19 pm
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Is she actively trying to suppress the Clinton vote?

Courting controversy has long been her modus operandi so give her some stage time in the middle of an election year and this has to be expected.

Madonna showed she could make bawdy political jokes with the best of them as she introduced Amy Schumer in New York on Tuesday night.

The 58-year-old singer did not hold back as she quickly took to the microphone at Madison Square Garden.

Introducing the Trainwreck star, Madonna cracked a joke about not receiving ‘d**k pics anymore’ before doing her bit for the Hillary Clinton campaign.

The Rebel Heart singer told the packed audience: ‘I’d better get off now because someone insanely funny is about to be on this stage, ladies and gentleman, one more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy.

‘If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blowjob. Ok? I’m really good. I’m not a d***he and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact and I do swallow.’

Her comments received massive amounts of applause and cheers before the Like A Virgin star brought out her ‘good friend’ Amy, who she said she was insanely jealous of as she too would love to be a comedian.

That unfunny slob Schumer would also like to be a comedian.

Well, we know at least one guy who’s ready to roll:

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2 Responses to “Madonna: ‘If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blowjob. Ok? I’m really good’”

  1. always uncivil on 19/19/16 at 6:41 pm

    Granny Cicciolina will suck it hard and not get a drop on her.
    You see she’s got talent.
    Shhhh…don’t tell her and Katy Perry but the 15 minute train left the station a long time ago.

  2. Andrew B on 20/20/16 at 1:49 pm

    Hmmmmm, could this be in any way related to the fact that her son wishes to have nothing to do with her?