Kook Fringe Conspiracy Theorists: Election Was Hacked and Hillary Won or Something!

Posted by on Nov 23, 2016 at 7:53 am

By kook fringe conspiracy theorists we mean esteemed Hollywood actors, award-winning New York Times columnists, CNN, and so-called computer science experts and lawyers.

We should listen to Paul Krugman, because he’s never been wrong before about anything.

Terrifying! Oh no….

That doesn’t mean it’s true. OK, then. Well, at least it gives Paulie and his tinfoil brigade something to cling to as they enter the dark days of Trumpworld.

Nah, they’re in on it. We’re so old we remember the media obsessing over fake news. Like three days ago.

Then there’s the Hollywood pinheads. This Joss Whedon clown, who directs sci-fi flicks and shows, has been hyperventilating like a mental patient the past two weeks, and rather than comes to grips, it’s getting worse:

Someone want to break it to him? These Hollywood lunatics are calling the Justice Department thinking they’re accomplishing something, other than looking like blithering idiots.

And they’re citing Dan Rather to make their case. Yes, that Dan Rather.

Boom, Dan dropping some WISDOM! Derpity derp derp. And what look at frothing moonbattery is complete without some some piercing insight from Meathead?

Someone might want to let him know which party controls the House and Senate.

Finally, some more fake news from fake news outlet CNN:

Yes, CNN, the same “news” network that scoffed at fake news last week, citing … Dan Rather as a source.

You can’t make this stuff up.

4 Responses to “Kook Fringe Conspiracy Theorists: Election Was Hacked and Hillary Won or Something!”

  1. nifty on 23/23/16 at 10:00 am

    I am certain these same ‘scientists’ analyzed the states where DT barely lost to see if there was any indication those states may have been taken from him…right?

  2. Lt. Col. Killian on 23/23/16 at 2:28 pm

    Don’t sneeze at Dan Rather; he’s the foremost expert in Fake News ™

  3. OrangeWreckingBall on 23/23/16 at 9:42 pm

    The “Legendary” Dan Rather is looking Pretty fvcking triggered in that link. L. O. L.

  4. fourth estate=fifth column on 24/24/16 at 1:23 pm

    Dan Blather and Paul Krugman…LMFAO!
    If Blather and Krugman tell me the sun is out I am going to the window to check.