In Desperate Plea for Attention, Decrepit Madonna Shows Off Her Sagging Ass Cheeks

Posted by on May 03, 2016 at 7:30 am

Hey, honey, 1984 called and said you should probably cover that shit up.

It may be the biggest fashion event of the year but the Met Gala is, unsurprisingly, also the moment when dozens of stars make their worst style statements.

And, much like the years that preceded it, this year’s event contained all sorts of fashion flops from Hollywood’s elite – including some by A-listers such as Madonna, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga  – at the red carpet event held at New York’s Metropolitan Museum of Art on Monday.

With this year’s theme, Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology, metallic accents were rife across the carpet – but only some of the star power in attendance seemed to know how to wield it, while others simply fell flat. 

Madonna may be the queen of pop, but she was mostly the queen of popping out at this year’s event, with a gown that combined bondage elements with lace paneling.

The singer’s breasts were nearly on full display as they stuck out of the dress with only black tape to keep her nipples hidden beneath the lace, while the back of the dress showed off even more with just a black thong and a pair of black straps underneath each cheek.

The entire event was a co-called “A-list” freak show of some of the worst people America has to offer. Shield your eyes if necessary:


Naturally, normal people were repulsed by the awful display.

Here’s a helpful before and after look at the rapidly aging whore:

That got a response from the Marie Claire editor, who didn’t think twice before engaging. Oops.

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