Great Timing: Frail Clinton Featured in ‘Women’s Health’ Magazine

Posted by on Sep 13, 2016 at 1:16 pm

In what’s sure to be a surprise, it’s a total puff piece.

Asked the biggest obstacle she’s faced while running for president, Clinton replied: “Well, for starters, the pace of a presidential campaign is nonstop! You have to stay focused on what matters most. Every time I sit down with people and hear what’s on their minds, it reminds me why I’m running in the first place.
“And the truth is, in the heat of a campaign, in a culture that rewards brevity and clever phrases on social media, it can be really tempting to give simply answers to complex problems. That’s never been my style,” Clinton added, recycling a line she delivered in a June speech.
She said “the truth.” Heh.
In the full-page feature, Clinton touted how she would “change the game” for women if elected.
Her biggest obstacle nowadays is staying upright.
What should be receiving more attention is her recent appearance in The National Enquirer. She looks great.

2 Responses to “Great Timing: Frail Clinton Featured in ‘Women’s Health’ Magazine”

  1. keepin' it deplorable on 13/13/16 at 4:44 pm

    Bwahaha! She looks like hell on that photochopped cover.
    Rumpranger Huma needs to commit some quality time and make granny feel better.

  2. Kaminsky Park on 13/13/16 at 7:25 pm

    Sobama needs to send over some paralegals and corpsemen to help out his esteemed party member comrade.
    Did she bend her knees and keep hydrated?
    Anderson Pooper has some bottled water for Hilly.