Good News: Michelle Obama Looking Forward to Getting Her Anonymity Back

Posted by on Dec 20, 2016 at 8:21 am

What can we say other than we’re also looking forward to her becoming anonymous. Start by dummying up and staying out of our lives.

Michelle Obama is looking forward to getting her “anonymity” back.

The first lady complained in an interview that aired Monday night with Oprah Winfrey on CBS that her biggest sacrifice while Barack Obama served as president was giving up her ability to be anonymous.

But soon, she believes, that’ll change.

“You know, there’s nowhere I can go in the world and just sit at a table and have a cup of coffee and watch the world,” Obama said in what is expected to be her final sit-down interview.

Oprah doubted Obama will get her anonymity back — but the outgoing first lady was insistent.

“Yes, I am. Now it’s all gonna change,” Obama said at the White House.

The politician’s wife also said that she wouldn’t be running for office.

“That’s one thing I don’t do. I don’t make stuff up. I’m not coy. I’ve proven that. I’m pretty direct,” Obama told Oprah.

Of course we really don’t believe a word she says. Meanwhile, she’s probably back to not being proud of America:

The first lady also said the recent election “was challenging for me as a citizen to watch and experience. It was painful.”

Aw, poor thing.


3 Responses to “Good News: Michelle Obama Looking Forward to Getting Her Anonymity Back”

  1. Biff Slankovich on 20/20/16 at 8:33 am

    She can shop at Target and use the restroom with the comrades.
    Target probably doesn’t stock the $12,000 Versace dress though.
    Local Targets look like a wasteland with only employee vehicles in the parking lot.