Feelgood Story of the GOP Convention: Commie Douchebag Lights Himself on Fire Burning American Flag

Posted by on Jul 21, 2016 at 6:41 am
haha

Unfortunately, there were firemen on hand to put this piece of human garbage out. As we’re fond of saying, let it burn.

Among those arrested was Gregory “Joey” Johnson, whose torching of the flag at a GOP convention three decades ago led to the landmark 1989 U.S. Supreme Court decision that said flag-burning is speech protected by the First Amendment.

Moments after the flag was set on fire, officers charged in to put it out with an extinguishing spray that some in the crowd thought was pepper spray because of similarities in the design of the canisters and the eye irritation caused by the fire-suppression substance.

“You’re on fire! You’re on fire, stupid!” a Cleveland officer shouted at a protester while firing the extinguishing spray.

“You’re on fire, stupid.” Hilarious.

Carl Dix, a representative of Revolutionary Communist Party, said the group organized the burning of the American flag as a “political statement about the crimes of the American empire. There’s nothing great about America.”

The aptly named Mr. Dix is probably the keynote speaker at next week’s DNC.

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