Feelgood Story of the Day: Hollywood PR Firm Cancels Holiday Parties Due to Depression Over Trump

Posted by on Dec 07, 2016 at 1:21 pm

In case you needed a remind why Trump won. Just point and laugh at these miserable buffoons.

Hollywood publicity firm Sunshine Sachs has canceled its annual, bicoastal holiday celebrations as a gesture of support for immigrants, women, LGBT people and the environment.

No more sunshine in the Sunshine Sachs world.

The decision was a gesture to “defend the values we hold dear,” according to an email sent Tuesday.

Are those the values roundly rejected by America?

“We’ve been talking a lot about how to protect the things we care about, post-election,” CEO Shawn Sachs told TheWrap. The firm’s clients include companies like Facebook and stars like Natalie Portman, Ben Affleck and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Sixteen different organizations — including the ACLU, Human Rights Campaign and the Immigrant Defense Fund — will receive donations from a budget usually reserved for lavish parties in New York City and Los Angeles.

Good for them. The more these pinheads give money to far left causes, the less taxpayer money they’ll suck from the rest of us. It’s a win-win.

The company declined to disclose its party budget or the total amount of its donations. But the holiday events have been held in pricey venues and drawn up to 500 people on each coast — a mix of entertainment and media professionals, producers and the firm’s own clients.

This Thursday, Sunshine Sachs will close its locations (which includes branches in Washington, D.C., and Austin, Texas) and the staff will volunteer in groups for causes like a coat drive in New York City. At the end of the day of service, they’ll gather for modest celebrations in the office as “now is the time to come together,” said Sachs.

Wow, a coat drive. Because they care. Here’s a list of recipients:

Advancement Project
American Civil Liberties Union
EMILY’s List
Environmental Defense Fund
Everytown for Gun Safety
Flint Water Fund
Homeboy Industries
Human Rights Campaign
Immigrant Defense Fund
International Rescue Committee
Muslim Aid America
Planned Parenthood
Southern Poverty Law Center
The Trevor Project
The White Helmets

Celebrating the birth of Baby Jesus by giving to Planned Parenthood. Charming.

One Response to “Feelgood Story of the Day: Hollywood PR Firm Cancels Holiday Parties Due to Depression Over Trump”

  1. The Funky Walrus on 7/07/16 at 3:52 pm

    Bwahaha! Mr. Pink with the world’s tiniest violin to play Misty on.
    Sorry Hollywood all of your recent output is one big corn studded turd and I tune out.
    You are entertainment and your opinion means less than the local convenience store clerk.
    Entertain us and get the hell off the stage and keep your pet political projects and opinions to yourself.
    Remember when Hollywood made epic films (The Godfather) that are still fresh and watchable decades later?
    Pepperidge Farm Remembers.