Easily Confused Grandmother Wants a Phone Just Like Kim Kardashian’s: ‘I’m going to get one if it ever comes out’

Posted by on Jan 11, 2016 at 10:54 am

Um, we seem to think the phone’s already out if the vapid famewhore Kim Kardashian has one, Grandma. Does this woman really think taking selfies with one of America’s most loathsome celebutards will endear her to a skeptical public?

Let’s just hope the idiot secures this phone.

Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton said in an interview airing Monday that she “desperately” wants a phone like reality television star Kim Kardashian’s for taking selfies.

“I’ve never seen this anywhere else,” she said on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.”  “She pulls it out [and] it has lights all the way around it like tiny, tiny lightbulbs. It makes anybody look better.

“I have been desperately looking for one of those ever since with no luck. So if anybody knows where you can get one…I’m going to get one if it ever comes out.”

Clinton then praised Kardashian while recalling taking selfies with the celebrity and her husband, rapper Kayne West.

“Of course when she says, ‘Can we take a selfie?’ I said ‘Hello, of course,’” Clinton said. “I mean, that’s like an obvious answer.

Jesus H. Christ, what is she doing now, a valley girl persona? This is just cringeworthy:

That will get more airtime today than will the latest developments into her criminal behavior.

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