Cowardly Trump Bails on CPAC to Attend ‘Major Rally’ in ‘Witchita, Kanasas’

Posted by on Mar 04, 2016 at 1:14 pm

Even while being a total pussy he’s still boasting.

The Republican presidential front-runner has two rallies in Michigan and one in Louisiana planned for Friday. On Saturday, Trump has announced a newly scheduled rally in Kansas, where voters will be caucusing that day. He finishes Saturday at a rally in Orlando.

“Because of this, he will not be able to speak at CPAC as he has done for many consecutive years,” the Trump campaign said in a statement. “Mr. Trump would like to thank Matt Schlapp and all of the executives at CPAC and looks forward to returning to next year, hopefully as President of the United States.”

Doubtful. Let’s face it, he’s just chickenshit. One of his minions, clearly a graduate of Trump University, put out this pathetic release:


We’re so old we recalla meltdown when Marco Rubio reportedly might have not made it to CPAC.

We all know why he won’t go.

Someone get this over to realDonaldTrump, state:

And for the win:

More thoughts here:

Rubio has the flu right now, as it turns out. He’ll be speaking at CPAC tomorrow morning regardless. As for Caesar, I assume this’ll be blamed on a “scheduling conflict” just like his decision to skip Megyn Kelly’s presidential forum last week was. Occam’s Razor suggests an alternate explanation, though: Maybe, with movement conservatives crying “Never Trump!” for the past week, he didn’t want to show up at their annual party and risk being booed for half an hour with the entire GOP watching. Remember, his pitch lately has been that he alone can unify the party by bringing out disaffected populist voters and conservatives who loath the establishment. If grassroots righties boo him off the stage at CPAC, it’d be a PR catastrophe. So instead he’s ducking — which will be received, as CPAC’s organizers have apparently received it, as a snub of conservatives, itself a PR catastrophe. As the man himself would say: Sad!

Sad, indeed.

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2 Responses to “Cowardly Trump Bails on CPAC to Attend ‘Major Rally’ in ‘Witchita, Kanasas’”

  1. Christian Toto on 5/05/16 at 8:19 am

    In a sane world, this last-minute decision plus the hilarious press release explaining why, would sink any candidate’s plans. We no longer live in a sane world.