BREAKING: Surly, Angry Woman is Finally Proud of Her Country

Posted by on Jul 26, 2016 at 7:33 am

It only took eight years of living in luxury on the taxpayer dime to make this woman realize what a great country we live in. The always dour Tower of Glower has finally come around, just in the nick of time. Of course she still has to remind everyone about slavery, of course.

 She also spoke about the pride she and her family share from the first black family to live in the White House.

“That is the story of this country,” she said. “The story that has brought me to this stage tonight. The story of generations of people who felt the lash of bondage, the shame of servitude, the sting of serration, but who kept on striving and hoping and doing what needed to be done so that today, I wake up every morning in a house that was built by slaves.”

Always keep the crowd angry, Mooch.

It was a mere eight years ago when America was downright mean.

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4 Responses to “BREAKING: Surly, Angry Woman is Finally Proud of Her Country”

  1. Cliché Guevara on 26/26/16 at 10:02 am

    If you had to look at that face in the mirror every morning when you shaved like she does, you’d be surly too.

  2. Darwin Akbar on 26/26/16 at 11:22 pm

    Wait until they empty out the “house built by slaves” in January as “reparations.”