Bloated Windbag Michael Moore Hospitalized with Pneumonia

Posted by on Feb 05, 2016 at 10:34 am

Curiously enough, he didn’t check into a Cuban hospital.

Filmmaker Michael Moore is in an intensive-care unit with pneumonia, he said Thursday through his verified Twitter account.

Moore has has taken an active role in protesting the water crisis in Flint, Mich., and his new film, Where to Invade Next, is set for limited release Feb. 12 in the United States. In the tweet, the Flint native mentions these and election work as leading up to his illness but did not say where he was hospitalized.

Probably to ward off all the well-wishers.

Analysis: Fact.

Send him your best wishes.


3 Responses to “Bloated Windbag Michael Moore Hospitalized with Pneumonia”

  1. Onesie Jammies have Assflaps on 5/05/16 at 6:13 pm

    But he was on Megyn Kelly’s show bashing Trump, don’t you like him now?

  2. Darwin Akbar on 6/06/16 at 2:32 pm

    He’s been recovering since they hooked up his IV to a Slurpee dispenser. You can’t get that kind of care in Cuba.

  3. Fuel Filter on 7/07/16 at 3:56 am

    I’ll say the same thing I did when ol’ Jimhhh was first diagnosed with cancer:

    Die slow and screaming, motherfvucker.

    Even Mother Gia will reject your odious ass as fertilizer.