An ‘angel’ that fell from the skies turns out to be a sex doll

Posted by on May 03, 2016 at 9:00 am

Villagers in Indonesia were disappointed to learn that an “angel” that fell from the skies is actually a sex toy, a turn of events that many humans of a different mindset would not be disappointed by at all.

The tale begins in Bangaii, days after an auspicious solar eclipse appeared over the region. A 21-year-old fisherman was walking the beach when he spotted a beautiful, lonely angel on the sand. Naturally, he took her appearance as a sign from heaven and he gently bundled her up and took her home.

There, he attired her in a blouse and skirt, which his parents changed daily as a sign of respect. Intrigued by reports (or maybe just really bored), local police visited the house to see the angel for themselves.

There, they made the less-than-holy discovery.

“It was a sex toy,” police chief Heru Pramukarno told a local newspaper.

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