Woman Makes Counterfeit Bills After Reading That Obama Made New Law Allowing Printing of Money

Posted by on Jul 15, 2015 at 6:52 am
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These Obama fans aren’t the brightest bunch.

A Kingsport woman told police she was counterfeiting money because she read online that President Barack Obama made a new law allowing her to print her own money, according to a police report.

Police were called to a local grocery store on Sunday night in regards to a complaint about counterfeit money. When the reporting officer arrived, he spoke with a gas station clerk who said that just prior to the officer’s arrival, a white female had handed him a $5 bill, which he suspected to be counterfeit.

The clerk handed the officer the bill and immediately recognized the bill had been printed on regular computer paper and each side had been glued together but was falling apart.

The officer spoke with the female, identified as Pamela Downs, 45, 1943 Fort Robinson Drive apt. A. The officer asked Downs about the currency and she reportedly said she had received the money from a gas station in Bristol a few days ago. She told the officer the bill was folded over and she never inspected it.

Downs was asked by the officer if her purse could be searched, to which she agreed. Inside her purse, the officer found a $100 which was also counterfeit, according to the report. The bill was printed in black and white and the backside of the bill was upside down.

A couple of receipts from Walmart were also found inside the purse, showing Downs had purchased copy paper and a printer.

Downs was then placed in handcuffs. Downs then reportedly said, “I don’t give a ****, all these other bitches get to print money so I can too.”

Well, now that Obama’s running around freeing prisoners shouldn’t he pardon this idiot just for being so stupid?

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4 Responses to “Woman Makes Counterfeit Bills After Reading That Obama Made New Law Allowing Printing of Money”

  1. Got Zimbabwe? on 16/16/15 at 12:00 pm

    As part of the Great Leap Forward she should be promoted to brain surgeon. If she identifies as one. For now she can be the fiat currency czar.
    BTW-Does she have any skills with metal? We need that trillion dollar coin printed.

  2. Dissent is Treason on 16/16/15 at 12:54 pm

    Will those felons Dear Leader is pardoning be able to use him as a reference on job applications and resumes?
    Will the first employer to turn them down for having a criminal record be audited by the IRSS?
    Will the keyboard commando rainbow trust fund social justice warriors be able to move fast enough to put those employers out of business?