UN Ambassador: Parents Should Talk About Bob the Builder’s Sex Life ‘As Soon as Their Children Can Talk’

Posted by on Jul 28, 2015 at 7:41 am
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We have zero interest in talking about clownface Donald Trump’s sex life, so why not Bob the Builder? Let’s face it, there are was too many insane people running around out there.

Parents should discuss Bob the Builder’s sex life with their toddlers, a UN ambassador has claimed.

Goedele Liekens, a former Miss Belgium, said Bob’s relationship with his business partner Wendy could be used to broach the topic with young children.

Are we sure Bob’s doing Wendy? Isn’t it possible he’s gay or goes both ways?

Liekens, who is a psychologist and television presenter, said that in her own country they are ‘significantly more liberal’ in their approach to sex education.

‘Parents should broach the subject of sex as soon as their children can talk,’ the 52-year-old, who advises the UN on sexual health told the Radio Times.

‘I have two teenage daughters and when they were younger we’d watch Bob the Builder and I’d say: ‘How do you think Bob feels about Wendy? What would they do if they were in love?

‘You don’t have to comb over the details just demonstrate that you’re happy to be open.’

Liekens, who presented her country’s version of the Weakest Link, believes the way sex education is handled in British schools is ‘hopelessly out of date.’

She claims the UK has been ‘prudish for too long’ about sex education.

And what better way to come into the 21st century than to talk about the sex lives of, um, cartoon characters?

 

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4 Responses to “UN Ambassador: Parents Should Talk About Bob the Builder’s Sex Life ‘As Soon as Their Children Can Talk’”

  1. GWB on 28/28/15 at 10:06 am

    Well, she’s certainly right about the Brits being prudish. Except where their immigrants run a racist, under-age, prostitution slavery ring.

    But, if you’re talking to your kids about sex “as soon as they can talk”, you’re probably a pederast.

    WTH is a Miss Belgium “advising” the UN on sexual health? Why does the UN even need to be advised on sexual health? (Besides getting the Blue Helmets to wear helmets when raping their protectees?) Yet more proof that the UN compound in NY should be razed (while occupied) and something more productive – like a meth lab – put in its place.

  2. Will Munny on 28/28/15 at 2:50 pm

    “Liekens, who is a psychologist and television presenter, said that in her own country they are ‘significantly more liberal’ in their approach to sex education.”

    They are way ahead of us in the race to cultural extinction. We need to do more to speed up our demographic death spiral.