The Dolezal Crazy Trains Derails: ‘There’s been no biological proof that Larry and Ruthanne are my biological parents’

Posted by on Jun 17, 2015 at 7:19 am

Well, obviously some white people are her biological parents, since she’s white. But this freak just keeps digging a deeper hole, thanks to an oddly fawning media.

Rachel Dolezal, the former NAACP President of the Spokane, Wash., chapter, told NBC’s Savannah Guthrie during a Nightly News sit-down interview on Tuesday, June 16, that she’s “definitely not white” and there’s “no biological proof” as to who her real parents are.

“When someone asks, ‘Are you black?’ — which I actually don’t get asked very often until recently, since a few days ago — I say, ‘Yeah, I am black,’” the controversial 37-year-old activist responded when asked if she’s ever lied about her race.

“I know who raised me,” she went on, referring to her two Caucasian parents who told Megyn Kelly she’s their birth daughter. “I haven’t had a DNA test. There’s been no biological proof that Larry and Ruthanne are my biological parents. I’m not necessarily saying that I can prove they’re not,” she added, “but I don’t know that I can actually prove they are. I mean the birth certificate was issued a month and a half after I’m born. Certainly there were no medical witnesses to my birth. It was in the woods.”

Maybe some black people spawned you in the woods and your parents just found your there. Yeah, that’s it!

“I definitely am not white,” Dolezal continued. “Nothing about being white describes who I am. So, you know, what’s the word for it? The closest thing that I can come to is if you’re black or white, I’m black. I’m more black than white. On a level of values, lived experience currently. In this moment, that’s the answer. That’s the accurate answer from my truth. But I hope the dialogue continues to push against, ‘What is race? What is ethnicity?’”

In this moment, that’s the answer. OK, that seems legit. Tomorrow or the day after there will be another moment, and some other answer. Listen, honey, your 15 minutes is quickly expiring. Enjoy it. Especially since you ‘re now unemployed. Meanwhile, when asked about how she mysteriously went from pasty white person to alleged black person:

“I don’t know necessarily if my skin color has changed,” she answered when asked about her appearance. “It depends on the season, right?…Some days I’ll have bronzer or a glow or other days, I don’t.”

An emotional Dolezal concluded the interview explaining that she’s going to “need to do a little regrouping and be able to process the implications now as I move forward.”

A total trainwreck.


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11 Responses to “The Dolezal Crazy Trains Derails: ‘There’s been no biological proof that Larry and Ruthanne are my biological parents’”

  1. jocon307 on 17/17/15 at 9:40 am

    She sued Howard University for denying her a job, alleging they did so because she was white. So, regardless of the circumstances of her birth, etc. she’s on record, under oath, stating that she is a white person.

    I believe she lost that case, but I’m pretty sure it’s not because the court decided she was actually a black person.

  2. Hank Scorpio on 17/17/15 at 10:37 am

    What a total lunatic. We should all just move on and let this nutbag disappear into obscurity….

  3. Biff Baxter on 17/17/15 at 10:52 am

    Cray Zee.

    A simple DNA swab can clear this all up. But she isn’t agreeing to that anytime soon.

  4. Sphynx on 17/17/15 at 11:38 am

    I identify as a Martian. I am trans-planetary origin. My ancestors came from Mars; I’m certain of it. I’m also certain that I own all the mineral wealth of Mars. And if Mars is mentioned or used as a setting in a story, song or movie, I am owed royalties.

  5. Jane D'oh on 17/17/15 at 11:47 am

    Some days I wake up and self-identify as a super model.

    This woman is the definition of bat-shit cray-cray.

  6. TGR on 17/17/15 at 12:11 pm

    Very simple “life hack” I think the kids call it: whenever any liberal speaks, the exact opposite is the truth.

  7. Bizarro World 2015 on 17/17/15 at 1:31 pm

    Racial Dolezal isn’t white, Michael Moore isn’t a One Percenter, and Obama is the first Jewish President.