She’s So Authentic! Hillary Clinton’s ‘Secret Face-lift’

Posted by on Sep 29, 2015 at 7:28 am
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Hard to believe this old bag is so insecure she’d have to undergo secret facial reconstruction to help make her more presentable.

A new book on Hillary Clinton claims she underwent secret plastic surgery ahead of her current run for president.

Ed Klein writes in “Unlikeable” that Bill Clinton“wanted her to get a face-lift,” and, “She couldn’t do anything about the calendar — she’d be 69 years old in 2016 — but she could do something about the lines and sagging skin on her face.”

But Klein claims, “She had no intention of going to a clinic,” and asked a well-known plastic surgeon to go to her house in Chappaqua, NY, where he set up a “mini operating room in her home with the latest medical equipment.”

Is this legal and ethical to set up a mini operating room in someone’s home? We may need the authorities to look into th elgality of this, just to be sure.

“She had her cheeks lifted and her wrinkles and lines Botoxed . . . She had work done on her eyes as well as on her neck and forehead.”

Wow, that’s a lot of work, and she still looks like shit.

Quoting one of Hillary’s friends, Klein continues, “She took it gradually and didn’t have anything drastic done, because she wanted to evaluate the changes as she proceeded. If it had started to make her look weird, she would have stopped it immediately. It was a pretty big deal and required multiple visits.”

Well, she did drop out of the public eye for long stretches at a time and earlier reports indicated she underwent procedures. We figured it was the alcoholism or maybe she had another stroke.

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