“She has one of the most ticklish, infectious laughs. When she is laughing at something, everyone else is, too”

Posted by on Sep 18, 2015 at 7:24 am
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton waves to supporters after speaking at the New School in the Manhattan borough of New York City, July 13, 2015. Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton put the fight for higher wages for everyday Americans at the heart of her economic agenda on Monday, in the first major policy speech of her White House bid. REUTERS/Mike Segar

Isn’t state-run propaganda awesome? Here we have one of the angriest, phoniest people on the planet going on a carefully choreographed charm tour to make her appear likable, offering up staged spontaneity. And along comes her lackeys to tell us how warm and fuzzy she is.

Honestly, do they really think anyone’s buying this bullshit? We’re almost embarrassed for this author.

After a difficult summer, Hillary Clinton’s campaign thought their candidate needed a quick boost to her image that would show off her spontaneity and sense of humor.

So, they booked Clinton on daytime television, where she danced the Nae Nae with Ellen Degeneres and her DJ.

She also talked to Extra’s Mario Lopez, of “Saved by the Bell”-fame, about meeting Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.

And in a late-night appearance on “The Tonight Show” that aired the night of the second GOP debate, she sipped wine in a sketch that had her talking on the phone with host Jimmy Fallon, who played Republican frontrunner Donald Trump, the Republican frontrunner.
After the faux-Trump told Clinton he hadn’t seen her since his last wedding, she replied, “I’m sure I’ll see you at the next one.”

Those close to Clinton say the talk show circuit isn’t so much a mapped-out strategy as an opportunity to showcase Clinton unplugged. They want voters to be introduced to their candidate as a witty woman who likes to gab, meet celebrities, and watch “House of Cards.”

And overall, Clinton’s supporters believe the appearances are paying dividends.

“Anytime I see her looking like my friend, the Hillary Clinton I know, I’m happy about that,” said Ellen Tauscher, the former congresswoman who served as the undersecretary of State for Arms Control and International Security Affairs under Clinton.

Tauscher said she’s been fielding calls about how well the Democratic frontrunner did in her appearance with Fallon in particular.

“She has one of the most ticklish, infectious laughs. When she is laughing at something, everyone else is, too. That’s the Hillary I want people to see more of,” Tauscher said.

The same thing happens in North Korea. When Dear Leader laughs, you better laugh with him. As for us, we’re not laughing with her, we’re laughing at her. A ticklish, infectious laugh? Please.

“I think it’s something people really need to see,” added one longtime ally. “When I tell people she’s one of the funniest people I’ve met, they don’t believe me until they meet her. Then, they can’t stop laughing.”

C’mon, man. You cannot be serious. Tell us, is this forced laughter really ticklish and infectious?


8 Responses to ““She has one of the most ticklish, infectious laughs. When she is laughing at something, everyone else is, too””

  1. Joe Miller on 18/18/15 at 8:07 am

    America keeps taking penicillin for that infectious laugh but it keeps coming back. I think it might be time for a radical Hillary-ectomy.

  2. ouch! on 18/18/15 at 8:53 am

    Hillary’s ‘friend’ and surrogate Ellen Tauscher, quoted above, recently gave a memorably painful performance on Fox with Shannon Bream:

    The surrogate fawned all over Clinton and defended her behaviors to the hilt – lacking any objectivity or credibility.

    Tauscher worked as an Undersecretary at State for Clinton and may very well have fears for her own skin.

  3. Paul on 18/18/15 at 9:52 am

    According to the article, Tauscher worked as Undersecretary for Arms Control and International Security Affairs. So she was Hillary’s chief deputy in the areas where she had her biggest failures. Maybe they should have spent less time laughing.

  4. runningrn on 18/18/15 at 11:37 am

    Hillary better go put some ice on that ego…hopefully, she’s going to go down…Did you see what I did there?

  5. Steve S. on 18/18/15 at 12:32 pm

    A) President Obama hit the daytime fluff shows pretty hard, and was dismissed by many on the Right for being non-serious, cowardly, and unwilling to face a “real” audience. All of which overlooked that there are a helluva lot more people who watch these daytime shows than who watch the news or the political talking heads. It’s not a bad strategy, in and of itself.

    B) Richard Nixon showed up on “Laugh-In”, even contributing to their iconic “sock-it-to-me” jokeline. I thought that it was a move of desperation and that it was embarrassing.

    C) Hillary is not capable of loosely schmoozing with regular folks. They have her on because she’s Hillary and they will naturally pander to her, but she does not know how to casually BS with people. Her appearances are a move of desperation and are embarrassing.

  6. Darwin Akbar on 20/20/15 at 5:07 pm

    Granny’s “spontaneous” comment about gefilte fish the other night was another sickening attempt to pander to my fellow Jews. During one of her NY Senate debates with Ricky Lazio, she accused him of having the “chutzpah” to challenge her. It was an obvious dog-whistle for “Jews, I speak your Secret Language!” I’d like to be able to say that we all see through her, but unfortunately, that’s not the case.