Rapper Glad He Cut His Penis Off: ‘I might’ve made the biggest mistake ever in history. But I’m proud of that’

Posted by on Jun 30, 2015 at 7:34 am
Youtube video still showing Christ Bearer -- aka Andre Johnson a Wu-Tang Clan affilliated rapper.

Nobody ever said these clowns were Mensa candidates.

Sleep really is important. Just ask Andre “Christ Bearer” Johnson, the rapper who chopped off his penis due to a lack of shut-eye last year.

Well, exhaustion and a whole lot of drugs, he revealed in an interview with VladTV.

PCP and meth and Molly and alcohol. And no sleep. That was the main thing: no sleep,” the Wu-Tang-affiliated emcee said while describing his state of mind at the time of the incident.

Last April, Johnson was at what he referred to as a “PCP party” in North Hollywood apartment when he sliced off his penis and jumped off the two-story buildingafter becoming depressed over the fact that the three mothers of his children had filed restraining orders against him and blocked his phone number.

Nothing good ever comes from PCP parties.

During the bizarre and rambling interview, Johnson admits to cutting off part of his penis, but denies reports that he was trying to kill himself, calling them a “media misconception of the truth, another illusion.”

“I did cut a lot of my penis off,” he said, before clarifying that he hadn’t cut off all of it. “Due to the fact that it’s not a myth, the black man do — I’m not really going to go into it too much — we hangin’, so I’m still able to work with what I’m able to work with, and get it down.”

Probably because he can still “get it down,” the rapper said he’s proud of what he did because no one, not even the monks he’s read about in books, have done what he did.

“I’m the only man ever did what the f–k I did, and I’m proud of it. Because why? In the annals of history, I don’t think you got anybody who ever did it,” he said. “ … I might’ve made the biggest mistake ever in history. But I’m proud of that.”

No word if he cut the interview short.

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5 Responses to “Rapper Glad He Cut His Penis Off: ‘I might’ve made the biggest mistake ever in history. But I’m proud of that’”

  1. (c)rap music is feces on 30/30/15 at 1:02 pm

    Yo Yo Yo! Peeps be rappin’ all up in here. MC Welfare Check and DJ Food Stamp are live at the Tidy Bowl arena this weekend and the first 100 homies get a free 20$ rock and some grape drank. Word! Bring your own crack pipe and Chore Boy brillo pad pipe screen my nagras.

  2. looking closely on 30/30/15 at 2:04 pm

    Pretty sure this guy wasn’t the first to chop off part of his penis and then talk about it.

    IE, See Genesis, Chapter 17 verse 9. . .

    The Jews have been doing this for roughly 6000 years, though they’re smart enough to only take a little off the tip!