Pakistani Nutcase Wants Military to Launch War Against Women Wearing Jeans, Says They’re Causing Earthquakes

Posted by on Jun 02, 2015 at 7:14 am
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This is pretty much just as loony as the Turkish televangelist claiming that masturbation will impregnate your hands in the afterlife. And here we though fracking and climate change caused earthquakes.

During a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad, Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman asked the Pakistani armed forces to launch a military operation against women wearing jeans all over Pakistan.

According to him, the immodesty of women is the cause behind earthquakes, inflation and other kinds of disasters.

Fazlur Rehman went on to say that a woman who is not covered like a ‘sack of flour’ is a mobile weapon of mass destruction for her state and that Pakistan has multitude of such nuclear missiles in all its major cities.

Rehman then blamed ‘immodest women’ for the Baluchistan crisis, lack of energy supply and the deteriorating security situation in Pakistan.

Fazlur Rehman was suggesting that, if these women are wrapped in sacks and kept inside homes and if the Shariah law was in place, then the Taliban brothers would not be attacking Pakistan.

Fazlur Rehman also talked about the demerits of the operation against the Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP). Justifying his angst, Fazlur Rehman said that Taliban were not Pakistan’s enemy and the forces needed to target the real enemies of Pakistan.

Providing a solution he continued saying that once Allah stops delivering his wrath via the Taliban, the economy would automatically improve through foreign investment leading to improvement in the energy situation.

Here we thought the real War on Women was having them cough up a modest co-pay for birth control pills.

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3 Responses to “Pakistani Nutcase Wants Military to Launch War Against Women Wearing Jeans, Says They’re Causing Earthquakes”

  1. Ray Van Dune on 2/02/15 at 10:24 am

    “Here we thought the real War on Women was having them cough up a modest co-pay for birth control pills.”

    That’s just another front in the WoW, this one being fought by the Taliban’s soul-mates in America – the Republicans.

    Is /-sarc really necessary?

  2. Decaf on 2/02/15 at 11:37 am

    “Providing a solution he continued saying that once Allah stops delivering his wrath via the Taliban, the economy would automatically”

    If Allah is all powerful why doesn’t he just fix their economy?

    If Allah is all powerful why doesn’t he just stop women from wearing jeans?

    If Allah is all powerful would he care? You don’t hear that about other religions’ deities.

  3. livermoron on 2/02/15 at 12:46 pm

    I find it telling that you poo-poo the cleric’s statements but present no fact-based counter-argument. Do we really know that women in jeans aren’t causing earthquakes?
    I know for a fact that it is possible; I mean, some women in jeans have caused an earthquake in my pants, so they clearly have the power.