Nutcase Dolezal on Today Show Claims to Have Identified as Black at Age 5: “I was drawing self-portraits with the brown crayon instead of the peach crayon”

Posted by on Jun 16, 2015 at 7:47 am

Holy sh-t, this woman is completely out of her mind.

Rachel Dolezal, the former NAACP chapter president who was accused of pretending to be black, tells TODAY’s Matt Lauer in an exclusive live interview that she identifies as black — something she started doing at the age of five.

“I was drawing self-portraits with the brown crayon instead of the peach crayon,” she told Lauer.

She’s definitely got some kind of mental illness. Liberalism, we suspect.


Here’s a clip:


She identifies as black. Sane people identify her as white, which she is.

Update: The rest of the cringworthy “interview” is here.

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20 Responses to “Nutcase Dolezal on Today Show Claims to Have Identified as Black at Age 5: “I was drawing self-portraits with the brown crayon instead of the peach crayon””

  1. Teresa on 16/16/15 at 9:10 am

    My five year old nephew self-identifies as Spiderman, so I guess he should forgo his given name and become Peter Parker.

  2. Surellin on 16/16/15 at 9:15 am

    I wonder whether she was jealous of the attention her adopted black brothers got from her parents.

  3. james on 16/16/15 at 9:29 am

    Laugh it up teabaggers but this woman is perfectly normal. The transracial movement has just begun.

  4. Donna V. on 16/16/15 at 9:34 am

    “Laugh it up teabaggers but this woman is perfectly normal. The transracial movement has just begun.”

    Wonderful! I’m buying popcorn. I can’t wait to see how the guys in the hood and the barrio react when little white pajama boys start calling themselves black or Hispanic. It’s so much fun to watch the left eat itself!

  5. Hamilton on 16/16/15 at 10:09 am

    Hey, if a man can say he feels deep down like he’s a woman and the world bends over backwards to accommodate this person – yes, I’m talking about Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, then why can’t we accept that Rachel is a black woman?

    Why the double standard?

  6. Dang on 16/16/15 at 10:16 am

    There’s a crazy person?! By all means, GET HER IN FRONT OF A TV CAMERA!!!

    Dear crazies of America, you are not the news. You are not trailblazers. You are a mental illness freak show. Exploited by the media. An oddity that attracts the attention of normal people who want to see something bizarre. And the people you believe support you? Those who encourage you and call you heroes? They just want to keep the show rolling along. More amusement. More proof that their lives are at least a little happier, a little more sane, than the freak’s.

  7. bicentennialguy on 16/16/15 at 10:22 am

    “Laugh it up teabaggers but this woman is perfectly normal. The transracial movement has just begun.”

    Lots of movements happen every morning….and they get flushed….this one is no different.

  8. Frank on 16/16/15 at 10:50 am

    “Laugh it up teabaggers but this woman is perfectly normal. The transracial movement has just begun.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    Wait…wait….

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

  9. BobF on 16/16/15 at 11:06 am

    I have a few theories:
    a) She was teased about her nose by her (white) classmates as a child, and grew to resent them.

    b) She fears blacks and sees the deference and untouchability of them, and desires to be black out of fear. “If I’m one of them I will be immune from harm”.

    c) Survivor guilt. Liberal guilt at being superior. Therefore she does this as “penance”.

    In any case it is a pathology. Liberals create a kind of self replicating mind virus by laying false burdens of guilt upon various demographic groups. And they have been very successful at convincing these groups to self destruct.

  10. Sidney Allen Johnson on 16/16/15 at 11:45 am

    This is what it looks like when God puts confusion into the nations that are his enemies…enjoy…

  11. Hermann ze German on 16/16/15 at 12:01 pm

    Soul Sister Rachel could become the mentor to Rachel Jenteal (spell?) and teach her about ebonics and being a soul sister.

  12. Still Possum on 16/16/15 at 2:37 pm

    One of her adopted siblings says she was molested by her brother, and Rachel says she was, as well. Her mother is saying they are both making it up and had the adopted sibling diagnosed with a “mental disorder” that says she never truly bonded with her family.

    My theory is the father abused the children, the brother’s abuse was learned, as is common with pedophiles, and this was when Rachel bonded with her victimized siblings against her abusive white parents to the extent she psychologically distanced herself from white society.

    She became anti authoritarian, and this was the roots of her civil rights activism. Since whites were the oppressors, especially the men, she invented s black father and married a black man, who unfortunately abused her. It is common that victims of childhood abuse will end up in abusive relationships as adults.

    I feel sorry for her. She has issues, but only slightly more complex than most people’s, and her heart is in the right place.

  13. DMO on 16/16/15 at 2:47 pm

    “Laugh it up teabaggers but this woman is perfectly normal. The transracial movement has just begun.”

    How’s that Coffee Party/#Occupy Wall Street/No Labels DemoKKKrat version of the Tea Party going, lad? Still going strong? Still existing? Hmmmmmm? 8^D

  14. Rusty Nail on 16/16/15 at 5:58 pm

    james on 16/16/15 at 9:29 am:
    “Laugh it up teabaggers but this woman is perfectly normal. The transracial movement has just begun.”

    Well, it’s been pretty funny for us so far, so thanks for letting us know that more left-on-left entertainment is coming soon.