Now From the McDonald’s Secret Menu: The McGangBang

Posted by on Jul 21, 2015 at 8:05 pm
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How on earth did the shrieking harpies of the frothing feminist left miss this one? Hell, they’re going after innocent men and t-shirts with such zeal, you have to imagine how juicy a target McDonald’s would make.

he “McGangbang” burger is one of McDonald’s most famous “secret menu” items. And for good reason! It combines two of the best items from the dollar menu into one perfect burger. Simply order a McDouble and a McChicken. The McChicken Sandwich is placed directly inside of the juicy McDouble, buns and all. So, for $2 you’ve created a huge tasty sandwich. How tasty does that sound? So, if a normal McDouble doesn’t quite fill you up, take a chance by combining a McChicken and a McDouble from McDonalds Secret Menu to create your own McGangbang. In our opinion, the McGangBang is the best bang for your buck. When ordering, don’t forget to order a big drink to wash it down!

We’re assuming this is left to the customer to fix for himself before embarking on a rape spree, although the site does imply it’s available at all locations. And there are myriad possibilities.

Is there a McDonalds Secret Menu? The answer to this question is not an easy one, it’s both a yes and a no. Officially, McDonalds hasn’t confirmed any of these secret menu items, but you will find that many of these items are available at your local McDonalds. The basic thought is that, while officially the secret menu is not acknowledged, you will find that employees can make you items on the McDonalds Secret Menu that #HackTheMenu has spilled the beans on.

This has been reported in the media, so obviously it must be legit.

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One Response to “Now From the McDonald’s Secret Menu: The McGangBang”

  1. Meanwich Stinkburger on 21/21/15 at 11:05 pm

    Try the new McFrankenturd. 100% synthetic ingredients and always 365black at Shitdonalds.