Happy Thanksgiving, America, Barack Obama is here to drop a steaming dump upon you.
This Thanksgiving, President Obama is calling for Americans to lend a helping hand to another group of pilgrims fleeing persecution.
“Nearly four centuries after the Mayflower set sail, the world is still full of pilgrims – men and women who want nothing more than the chance for a safer, better future for themselves and their families,” Obama said in his weekly address Thursday. “What makes America America is that we offer that chance.”
The president praised Americans who have offered to open their homes to refugees fleeing war-torn Syria.
“One woman from Pennsylvania wrote to me to say, ‘Money is tight for us in my household. … But I have a guest room. I have a pantry full of food. We can do this,’ ” Obama said.
Maybe you can tell your stupid Republican uncle this story tonight while you’re busy fighting at dinner. Just wondering: Would it be asking too much to have one day a year where this clown doesn’t insult our intelligence?
— Old School (@marklindesr) November 26, 2015