Michelle Obama Addresses College Graduates, Spends Whole Time Whining

Posted by on May 10, 2015 at 9:20 am

Is it possible anyone can be more miserable that this oafish woman? On what should be a wonderful day for college graduates, Debbie Downer comes in to spend her time whining and seeting about how hard she’s got it. Jesus, STFU already.

Michelle Obama gave a candid view Saturday of the challenges and emotional toll of being the country’s first black first lady.
Obama, speaking to graduates at Tuskegee University in Alabama, described insensitive media questions and derogatory remarks from political pundits that she said have kept her up at night.
“You might remember the on-stage celebratory fist bump between me and my husband after a primary win that was referred to as a ‘terrorist fist jab,’ ” she said.
“And over the years, folks have used plenty of interesting words to describe me. One said I exhibited ‘a little bit of uppity-ism.’ Another noted that I was one of my husband’s ‘cronies of color.’ Cable news once charmingly referred to me as ‘Obama’s Baby Mama.’ ”
What does any of this have to do with kids graduating?
“But, as potentially the first African-American First Lady, I was also the focus of another set of questions and speculations; conversations sometimes rooted in the fears and misperceptions of others. Was I too loud, or too angry, or too emasculating? Or was I too soft, too much of a mom, not enough of a career woman?”
Good Lord, get over yourself already.


11 Responses to “Michelle Obama Addresses College Graduates, Spends Whole Time Whining”

  1. Hank on 10/10/15 at 11:02 am

    I guess all the times she’s been hailed as some fashion icon didn’t count for anything. Nobody woman since Hillary has had so much sunshine blown up her fat ass.

  2. Star on 10/10/15 at 4:32 pm

    Yeah, it was terrible–those multi-million buck vacays, the oceans of lobsters that died for you, the trucks of free clothes pulling up day and night, the butlers who you once described as “sweatin’,” the pastry chefs, the trainers, the scripted ventures into late-nite, the educational opportunities for your kids including fabulous trips, the spas, the surgeries (ahem, alleged surgeries), just awful, how could we American people be so cruel?

  3. Disgusted on 11/11/15 at 8:55 am

    Michelle Obama was introduced at one of candidate Obama’s rallies as “Obama’s baby mama.” And if memory serves, she once referred to herself that way as well.

    But like using the n-word, apparently it’s only raaaaacist and offensive when white people do it.

    So friggin’ sick of the left’s non-stop hypocrisy. Michelle Obama is an affirmative action recipient, who couldn’t even hack it as a junior associate lawyer. She has lived a life of wealth, luxury, and privilege by trading off her association with Barack Obama. For her to complain about how this country has treated her is the zenith of lunacy.

  4. andycanuck on 11/11/15 at 9:48 am

    And just like Neil deGrasse Tyson I’m sure she’s got citations for all of those quotes that, I’m sure, were from major news organizations and conservative media.

  5. Ray Van Dune on 11/11/15 at 10:07 am

    If a public figure like MO makes allegations of improprieties, she should be asked follow-up questions about who said what and when about her – I know a republican First Lady would be.

    She is either owed an apology, or owes one. Can’t have it both ways, but of course that is exactly what she is used to having with the complaisence of the lapdog media.

  6. red speck on 11/11/15 at 10:10 am

    It’s sad when a woman of color is limited to such lowly office as First Lady, and must suffer the slings and arrows of the occasional dispiriting comment. It’s like Selma never happened. Poor thing only managed a 200% raise in her hospital admin job when Barack became senator. Good thing he got elected president when he did; they eliminated the $300k position right after she left.

  7. nickshaw on 11/11/15 at 11:04 am

    Disgusted, your memory does indeed serve.
    To wit:

    KING: He’s made it. I think he’s coming.

    WATSON: He’s coming up.

    BLITZER: We can take a look. Maybe he will and maybe he won’t but she looks like she’s about to introduce him. Let’s listen in.

    MICHELLE OBAMA, WIFE OF BARACK OBAMA: My baby’s daddy Barack Obama. Yeah!

    BARACK OBAMA, SENATOR-ELECT, ILLINOIS: Thank you, Illinois. Thank you. Thank you


    The woman is simply a whiner.

  8. David Gillies on 11/11/15 at 11:06 am

    This woman lives a life of gilded splendour that would have Louis XIV turn malachite with envy. She came from a middle class background of no discernible degree of deprivation. She has no qualifications as a thinker or doer (her Senior Thesis was a meretricious piece of agitprop that, had I handed it in as a 16 year-old would have seen it returned to me covered in red ink with a note: “must try harder”). I will be so glad when she is returned to the obscurity she show richly merits.

  9. Doowleb on 11/11/15 at 3:41 pm

    “Obama, speaking to graduates at Tuskegee University in Alabama, described insensitive media questions and derogatory remarks from political pundits that she said have kept her up at night.”

    OMG. She’s had a gold plated guided slide to becoming the first lady.
    If she had to endure what Democrats and the media did to Sarah Palin, she would then see what actual vicious lying animals actually are.