Hillary Clinton: ‘I’m really not even a human being’

Posted by on Oct 13, 2015 at 7:31 am

Hillary Clinton joked that she never sweats because she’s actually a Terminator-esque cyborg who is part of a revolutionary “robot race.”

“I’m really not even a human being,” the Democratic presidential front-runner said during the Buzzfeed podcast, Another Round, on Sunday.

“I was constructed in a garage in Palo Alto a very long time ago,” she went on. “People think that, you know, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, they created it. Oh no. I mean, a man whose name shall remain nameless created me in his garage.”

The former secretary of state had just been asked by hosts Heben Nigatu and Tracy Clayton if she could reveal the “secret” of why she never perspires in public.

After a quick back-and-forth about which deodorant Clinton uses — and admitting it was a “solid block” — the 67-year-old said she’s actually a robot created by a scientist.

“He threw away the plans, at least that’s what he told me when he programmed me — that there would be no more,” she said.

“I’ve seen more people that kind of don’t sweat, and other things, that make me think maybe they are part of the new race that he created: the robot race.”

When asked if she was implying that a “cyborg army” had been forming in the shadows, Clinton quickly went on the defensive.

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