Finally: Lingerie Store Sells Michelle Obama Bra

Posted by on Jan 23, 2015 at 7:16 pm

Two more years of this nonsense, folks.

A “first lady” bra inspired by Michelle Obama is “flying out of” a Washington lingerie store.

The owner of Coup de Foudre Lingerie in the nation’s capital says that according to the bra’s Belgian manufacturer, PrimaDonna, the intimate apparel was “inspired by [Michelle Obama’s] sense of elegance and fashion.”

Wait, did they say elegance and fashion?


Yeah, that’s hot. Let’s give her a fashion line.

After getting a shipment of more than 15 of the bras to her shop on Thursday, Ballman says she’s down to a stock of four. She has already ordered more, saying, “They came in yesterday and they’re flying right back out the door.”

Wow, they sold 11 of them, or “flying out of” the store. Or something. Clearly this is newsworthy. The public clamor for this smoking hot item has generated one retweet:

Prima Donna. Nailed it. Hurry, ladies, they’re almost sold out.

11 Responses to “Finally: Lingerie Store Sells Michelle Obama Bra”

  1. Redwine on 24/24/15 at 4:39 am

    At $146 a pop, they’re not exactly going to fly out the door with the “commoners”.

  2. Jeffery on 25/25/15 at 10:38 am

    A small business making money! We should applaud them rather than criticize.

    But we conservatives hate all things Obama more than we love America.

  3. Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder on 26/26/15 at 8:29 am

    I thought it would be a brassiere with a wide belt across the upper abdomen, or with secretive pockets to hide bits of lobster “for later.” Maybe printed with vegetable images and a lacy arugula trim. But it’s just blue: an over the shoulder boulder holder on a pretty french model who cannot figure out how to work the buttons on her filmy white blouse… uhm… what?

    Here’s something that would look good on the first lady:

  4. runningrn on 26/26/15 at 9:01 am

    Kind of ironic since Mooch is on the flatter side of the chest… Now a Spanx type minimizer for her large posterior would make a hecka lot more sense and would be more of a product I could get behind…

  5. brainpimp on 26/26/15 at 11:21 am

    OMG the racism it burns! Why does the picture have a WHITE woman in it with her jublees held up? Keeping black boobehs out of work! The Racism!

  6. Picric on 26/26/15 at 2:24 pm

    Does the First Lady make her own bra’s. Come on she probably has a brand, just sell that brand. Boom, done, end of story.

  7. bitterclinger on 26/26/15 at 7:41 pm

    She always looks flat as a board. I figured that’s where she drew the line — at hormones and/or surgery.

    Ever see the pictures of her wearing form-fitting gowns when “she” has forgotten to Ace bandage her package? Scary.