Feelgood Story of the Morning: Looks Like ‘Jihadi John’ Got Whacked

Posted by on Nov 13, 2015 at 7:37 am

One down, a few more thousand of these scum-sucking assholes to go.

“Jihadi John,” the bloodthirsty ISIS member who beheaded American and British hostages in savage propaganda videos for the terror group, is believed to have been killed by a US drone strike Thursday in Syria.

An American official said the maniacal masked butcher behind the gruesome executions of US journalists James Foley and Steven Sotloff was “eviscerated” by a drone missile as he exited a building,according to ABC News.

A US official told ABC that the airstrike against the man also known as Mohammed Emwazi was “flawless” and a “clean hit” with no collateral damage, and that Emwazi was basically “evaporated” as he tried to get into a vehicle.

The Pentagon confirmed that John was targeted in the ISIS stronghold of Raqqa but could not confirm the report that he was believed to have been killed.

“We are assessing the results of tonight’s operation and will provide additional information where appropriate,” Pentagon press secretary Peter Cook said in a statement.

Cook added that John participated in “videos showing the murders of US journalists Steven Sotloff and James Foley, US aid worker Abdul-Rahman Kassig, British aid workers David Haines and Alan Henning, Japanese journalist Kenji Goto and a number of other hostages.”

Jihadi John, also nicknamed “John the Beatle” for his British accent, was from a wealthy family, grew up in West London and graduated from college with a degree in computer programming.

Weird, we’re always told these jihadis are just poor guys who can’t find a good job paying at least $15 an hour. Naturally, there’s at least one leftwing lunatic who’s upset by this.

Jeremy Corbyn has said it “would have been far better” if Mohammed was brought before a court than targeted with an air strike.

The Labour Party leader described the actions of Emwazi, known as “Jihadi John”, as “callous and brutal crimes”.

Have another drink, dude.

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2 Responses to “Feelgood Story of the Morning: Looks Like ‘Jihadi John’ Got Whacked”

  1. Reaganite Republican on 13/13/15 at 8:38 am

    Perhaps we just should have sent Little Nicky Scarfo and/or Gaspipe Casso over there, they guy would have been gone months ago

    That drone strike probably cost a million dollars, they’d have done it for a fraction of that