Deathrace 2016: Grandma’s ‘Scooby’ Van Does 92 on Rainy New Hampshire Highway, Endangering Innocent Motorists

Posted by on Apr 21, 2015 at 8:03 am
Former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reacts as she is introduced before speaking at a campaign event for U.S. Senator Kay Hagan in Charlotte

Can you imagine the media’s reaction if any other candidate endangered lives by so recklessly flouting the law? Think of all the innocent children whose lives were put in danger by these maniacs!

Democratic Presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton’s security detail led a handful of journalists on two lengthy high-speed chases to homes of influential Democrats on Monday.

Her lone official appearance on her first day in New Hampshire was a carefully stage-managed small-business roundtable in Keene.

But a lunchtime visit to a main-street bakery and two more appointments later in the day were off-the-books and under the public’s radar.

If police radar had been engaged, however, it would have clocked Hillary’s signature black conversion van – ‘Scooby’, for the uninitiated – hitting 92 mph in a driving rainstorm on Interstate 89, where the top speed limit is 65.

No one in the motorcade displayed flashing lights or blasted a siren.

After Clinton emerged from Whitney Brothers, a children’s furniture manufacturer, her black Chevy conversion van raced an hour north to the town of Claremont, hitting 73 in a 55 mph zone.

Traffic laws are mere distractions. Now, can we get back to the issues?

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7 Responses to “Deathrace 2016: Grandma’s ‘Scooby’ Van Does 92 on Rainy New Hampshire Highway, Endangering Innocent Motorists”

  1. john on 21/21/15 at 10:03 am

    Her van is driven by the Secret Service. They have their own protocols some of which possibly involve driving faster than those pursuing them.

  2. redsweater on 21/21/15 at 10:48 am

    Assuming they do the driving, I don’t think even the Secret Service have a mandate to endanger citizens’ lives because Hillary wants some distance from the papara — er, press.

    “Protocols” would certainly exist for matters of safety, but come on, the press? That’s real retarded. Sir.

  3. David on 21/21/15 at 11:04 am

    These hypocritical Republicans! Rule of law, eh? Endangering people’s lives, selfish bastards.

    Oh, it was Hillary Clinton? Well, then… forget it.

    Hey, look at Ted Cruz obeying the law! What a hypocrite!

  4. Chuck Long on 21/21/15 at 11:05 am

    John, what reason would they have for doing 90+ in a 65 zone during a campaign trip?

  5. runningrn on 21/21/15 at 11:16 am

    Hey man, that New Hampshire sniper fire is serious stuff…that Old Man in the Mountain packs some serious heat…

  6. Rob on 21/21/15 at 11:20 am

    Well, at least she did not have a dog on her roof. THAT is an important issue. Her speed is really irrelevant. Traffic laws are for the little people.

  7. joe dagostino on 21/21/15 at 3:54 pm

    Living in NH. I would say the Secret Service was just trying to outrun the locals. 75 is the norm. That said, we’re pretty good about moving candidates around, closing highway on ramps and such. They have no reason to be that reckless.