Chris Christie Really Excited Over Cowboys Win as America Recoils in Horror

Posted by on Jan 04, 2015 at 8:47 pm

If people wonder why some grown men from New Jersey root for the Dallas Cowboys it’s pretty simple. During their formative years the Giants and Jets sucked, and if you’re from Eagle country in South Jersey, well, they sucked too back in the 70s. Meanwhile, Dallas dubbed itself America’s Team and the rest is history.

So some people became frontrunners and wind up embarrassing themselves on occasion.

As most of America recoiled in horror at the inexplicable officiating, we at least got some laughs.

But really, who wears bright orange to a Cowboys game?

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3 Responses to “Chris Christie Really Excited Over Cowboys Win as America Recoils in Horror”

  1. Neo on 5/05/15 at 8:19 am

    After the awful officiating in the 4thQ, I’ve sworn off football completely for this season.
    It was pretty obvious that the refs gave the game to Dallas.
    Screw the NFL

  2. Jimmy Gill on 5/05/15 at 8:52 am

    Chris Christy lov’n up Jerry Jones? I now know why I can’t stand Christy! This GIF gives a new definition to “bad optics.”

  3. Brendan on 5/05/15 at 2:31 pm

    “Meanwhile, Dallas dubbed itself America’s Team and the rest is history.”

    No, NFL Films gave them that moniker.