Befuddled, Possibly Drunk, Grandmother: “I hope that at the end of my two terms as president…”

Posted by on Jun 17, 2015 at 4:54 pm
Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., eyes her shot of Crown Royal with Bronko's owner Nick Tarailo, right, as she stops at the bar during a campaign stop at Bronko's restaurant in Crown Point, Ind., on Saturday, April 12, 2008. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

She might want to hope she’s still sentient come January 2025. We doubt she’s even lucid today.

Hillary Clinton isn’t just ready for 2016—she’s ready for 2020, as well.

Clinton referenced her plans for “two terms as president” during a campaign stop Wednesday in South Carolina, where she outlined her economic goals.
“I hope that at the end of my two terms as president, I will have overseen an even bigger peacetime expansion of the economy than my husband did,” Clinton said, according to Time.

“He had the biggest peacetime expansion in our history.”

And segued nicely into 9/11. Apparently she forgets all the opportunities he husband skipped to get Osama bin Laden. He was busy with the biggest blowjob expansion in our history.

Clinton, the clear frontrunner for the Democratic nomination, currently leads all major Republican candidates in general election polling, according to a RealClearPolitics average.

They conveniently omit reference to today’s polls.

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One Response to “Befuddled, Possibly Drunk, Grandmother: “I hope that at the end of my two terms as president…””

  1. fading banana republik on 17/17/15 at 5:05 pm

    The hope and change voting machines are still in working order.
    The ghetto fabulous bus to the voting booth with $20 bill and half pint of Nighttrain are also still in working order.
    And the lofo voters chanted…gibsmedat!