Actual Headline: ‘Obama stares down melting Alaska glacier’

Posted by on Sep 02, 2015 at 7:52 am

Are these people for real? For crying out loud this is a fucking cheesy photo op:

President Barack Obama stared down a melting glacier in Alaska on Tuesday in a dramatic use of his presidential pulpit to sound the alarm on climate change.

This is just pathetic.

This is the appropriate response for Obama’s stunt:

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4 Responses to “Actual Headline: ‘Obama stares down melting Alaska glacier’”

  1. El on 2/02/15 at 1:03 pm

    “. . . and magically the enormous Ice sheet started to grow, as if boiling over with ice bubbles and snow flakes. Larger and larger it grew longer higher bigger whiter . . . – the media that was there, perhaps 2-4 thousand reporters and cameramen watched in awe as the glacier healed it self – gaining foot after foot – reaching ever higher in to the blue skies. The polar bears came out and growled, the eagles soared higher, the baby seals all squealed in pure bliss as the clapped their little fins… and Obama turned and said, my work here is done…. Just then an almost magically rainbow unicorn ran across the glacier near where Obama stood – rise up on it hind legs and let out a bold happy hawwwwwwing – and ran off into the fog.

    And so it was. NYT’s reporting.

  2. All Hail King Canute on 2/02/15 at 5:31 pm

    …and the glacier has spoken that Hussein is the one it has been waiting for! Meanwhile Dear Leader has ordered up some ice breaker ships for the Arctic circle. Why do we need ice breakers if there is so much global warming?

  3. Historic Team Kenya! on 4/04/15 at 5:38 pm

    I found out why the messiah wants more icebreakers, Russia is pretty much claiming it owns the Arctic Circle and has three times the bases and icebreaking ships of all other nations combined.
    The historic messiah should just wave his scepter and make the ships appear, no need to contact a ship building yard.