Vapid Actress to Obama: “You’re so handsome that I can’t speak properly”

Posted by on Oct 10, 2014 at 7:35 am

Definitely not a cult.

Watch out, Michelle. Gwyneth Paltrow acted like a star-struck teen when she introduced President Obamaat a fund-raiser at her home Thursday in the posh neighborhood of Brentwood, Calif.

“I am one of your biggest fans, if not the biggest,” Paltrow gushed to the commander-in-chief. “You’re so handsome that I can’t speak properly.”

We doubt she could string two sentences together without a script.

Gwyneth called it a “profound honor” to have Obama in the home she shares with Apple and Moses, her two children with her estranged husband, Coldplay’s Chris Martin.

The Hollywood millionaire also lauded Obama’s push for equal pay, oddly calling it “very important to me as a working mother.”

A working mother? Please.

Tell you one thing, Moochie isn’t going to like this:

Totally not creepy.

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9 Responses to “Vapid Actress to Obama: “You’re so handsome that I can’t speak properly””

  1. Funniest Line? on 10/10/14 at 9:57 am

    A working mother. A WORKING MOTHER. My God. I think I hate Gwyneth Paltrow even more now than I did before, and that was quite a lot.

  2. Peter North on 10/10/14 at 12:01 pm

    OMG! Like Dear Leader is like so kewl. Did you see the crease in his pants? He is all like super smart n’ shit too, I saw him think a hole in a concrete column with his super duper intellect.
    Don’t forget to leave thousands in the collection plate comrade we are fighting hard for the middle class here.

  3. Redji on 10/10/14 at 12:13 pm

    Yeah, for you Hollywood types, it’s hard to get the words out…..especially when your head is SO far up your rear-end.

    You well-off Actors sit up in your mansions, surrounded by huge crowds of adoring fans, while the rest of us on Main Street have to suffer with the law-breaking idiot currently occupying the White House. Jimmy Carter even says he’s the Worst President ever, and that’s saying something coming from him……

    But you keep thinking of rainbow-colored Unicorns and fluffy puppies….

  4. Quaoar on 10/10/14 at 2:08 pm

    One does not need to be a sentient human being to be an actress or an actor. Paltrow sets the baseline.

    My apologies to those actors and actresses who are sentient, and there are many.