Thanks, Obama! POTUS Saves World From Horrifying Image

Posted by on Apr 10, 2014 at 5:30 pm

We usually thank Obama sarcastically, but this time we must truly give him a tip of the cap. No amount of eye bleach could have possible spared the planet from this potentially devastating image.

President Barack Obama saved wife Michelle’s skirt from blowing above her head in the wind as they boarded Air Force One today.

As the Obamas boarded the plane in Houston, Michelle’s skirt began to vigorously billow in the wind. Barack kindly placed his hand over his wife’s bottom to save her from potentially embarrassing photos.

A grateful Earth gives thanks.  Click to enlarge if you’re feeling masochistic.



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8 Responses to “Thanks, Obama! POTUS Saves World From Horrifying Image”

  1. Sphynx on 11/11/14 at 10:18 am

    OK, funny, but this is a cheap shot.

    None of us have perfect asses. Well, maybe Kate Upton.

    A lot of us buffet frequenters kind of waddle when we walk and our asses amply fill the seats of our Suburbans.

  2. Jaimo on 11/11/14 at 10:46 am

    If she was a lady, she would have been hanging onto her skirt herself, knowing that it might happen with all the wind.

  3. John P. Squibob on 11/11/14 at 10:48 am

    I love big butts and I cannot lie.

    But in this case I think I can make an exception.

  4. SgtBob on 11/11/14 at 5:14 pm

    POTUS should have let the FLOTUS skirt fly. Then we would have found out if media had the cajones (or ovaries) to show the result.